Page 57 of 57 FirstFirst ... 747525354555657
Results 841 to 851 of 851

Thread: Lymerick

  1. #841
    The Gnu Normal Pompey Bum's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2014
    Location
    Uncanny Valley
    Posts
    5,947
    The Riddle of the Sphynx

    I met a voluptuous sphinx
    Who posed a sly riddle, the minx;
    She loosened her bodice
    Then posed like a goddess
    And asked what a gentleman thinks.

    "One thinks," I began, "thou art pretty,
    And thy boobs not at all itty-bitty,
    But, be they so pert,
    Keep 'em, please, in thy shirt,
    For I'm bound by a husband's chass-titty."

    She fluttered her tail in respect,
    And she clawed a few fleas from her neck.
    Then she knocked off her jive
    And she ate me alive--
    For my answer was wrong, I suspect.
    Last edited by Pompey Bum; 07-11-2018 at 02:15 PM.
    And this from a man in a bunny suit.

  2. #842
    Registered User
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Location
    A rural part of Sweden, southern Norrland
    Posts
    3,114
    Hilarious, especially the third verse...

  3. #843
    TheFairyDogMother kiz_paws's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    The Prairies, Canada
    Posts
    9,346
    Blog Entries
    185
    Quote Originally Posted by Pompey Bum View Post
    The Riddle of the Sphynx

    I met a voluptuous sphinx
    Who posed a sly riddle, the minx;
    She loosened her bodice
    Then posed like a goddess
    And asked what a gentleman thinks.

    "One thinks," I began, "thou art pretty,"
    And thy boobs not at all itty-bitty,
    But, be they so pert,
    Keep 'em, please, in thy shirt,
    For I'm bound by a husband's chass-titty.

    She fluttered her tail in respect,
    And she clawed a few fleas from her neck.
    Then she knocked off her jive
    And she ate me alive--
    For my answer was wrong, I suspect.
    Hilarious and oh so witty!!
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

  4. #844
    The Gnu Normal Pompey Bum's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2014
    Location
    Uncanny Valley
    Posts
    5,947
    Thank you, DW and Kiz. I suggested to Cacian that a hungry sphinx would be an interesting metaphor for sexual love, then I liked the idea so much I thought I would try it myself. I'm glad you liked it.
    And this from a man in a bunny suit.

  5. #845
    confidentially pleased cacian's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2011
    Location
    London
    Posts
    11,218
    Quote Originally Posted by Pompey Bum View Post
    The Riddle of the Sphynx

    I met a voluptuous sphinx
    Who posed a sly riddle, the minx;
    She loosened her bodice
    Then posed like a goddess
    And asked what a gentleman thinks.

    "One thinks," I began, "thou art pretty,"
    And thy boobs not at all itty-bitty,
    But, be they so pert,
    Keep 'em, please, in thy shirt,
    For I'm bound by a husband's chass-titty.

    She fluttered her tail in respect,
    And she clawed a few fleas from her neck.
    Then she knocked off her jive
    And she ate me alive--
    For my answer was wrong, I suspect.
    Haha excellent stuff Pompey I did not realise you wrote lymericks I am so useless at it.
    very well executed and a lot of fun
    it may never try
    but when it does it sigh
    it is just that
    good
    it fly

  6. #846
    The Gnu Normal Pompey Bum's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2014
    Location
    Uncanny Valley
    Posts
    5,947
    Thanks, Cacian.
    And this from a man in a bunny suit.

  7. #847
    TheFairyDogMother kiz_paws's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    The Prairies, Canada
    Posts
    9,346
    Blog Entries
    185
    The X-Factor Audition

    There once was a girl from St. Cloud
    of whose voice, was rather quite proud
    but the judges could tell
    that her voice was from H3LL
    so that loud gal got cowed by the crowd
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

  8. #848
    The Gnu Normal Pompey Bum's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2014
    Location
    Uncanny Valley
    Posts
    5,947

    Shhhhhhhh! (no, really)

    Quote Originally Posted by kiz_paws View Post
    Each day I awake with a start
    and its not with the sound of a lark
    its those feverish crows
    bellowing their woes
    that my interest in guns is now sparked...

    *sigh*
    There once was a lassie named Paws
    Who shot her a flock of jackdaws.
    I was really quite shocked
    For the dears only squawked:
    Let's be sure to keep down our applause.
    And this from a man in a bunny suit.

  9. #849
    TheFairyDogMother kiz_paws's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    The Prairies, Canada
    Posts
    9,346
    Blog Entries
    185
    Ha ha ha ha!

    Excellent!

    But you know, if you were having your coffee on the patio with that racket going on.... who knows where your mind will wander....
    Just sayin'...
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

  10. #850
    TheFairyDogMother kiz_paws's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    The Prairies, Canada
    Posts
    9,346
    Blog Entries
    185
    I think that its time, but be quick
    to write yet another lym'rick
    rhymes come without bidding
    yeah, who am I kidding
    the trick of the wit makes me sick**


    **meaning SICK of agonizing over something quippy... *sigh*
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

  11. #851
    The Gnu Normal Pompey Bum's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2014
    Location
    Uncanny Valley
    Posts
    5,947
    Give a kiss to our sis, Mistress Kizzy,
    Whose verses keep nurses quite busy.
    She says she gets sick,
    But that's vertigo's trick:
    Tis the depth of her wit makes her dizzy.
    And this from a man in a bunny suit.

Page 57 of 57 FirstFirst ... 747525354555657

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •