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    Kirkpatrick, my friend, you've met Kiz?
    She's everyone's favorite Ms.
    No Freudian slips
    Ever slip through her lips;
    She's the hippest thing west of Cadiz.
    And this from a man in a bunny suit.

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    Yes my bunnysome chum
    I have had the pleasure
    to meet Kiz,shall we all
    go together,whatever
    the weather,and camp
    out in Biarritz!
    Warmest regards Michael.
    I know nothing,and that is ALL.

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    True story

    I once knew a gal from Tucumcari
    Between the sheets she was awfully scary
    She scratched my itch
    Raised a fever pitch
    And nearly gave me a coronary
    Some people call me Maurice
    'Cos I speak of the pompatus of love

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pompey Bum View Post
    Kirkpatrick, my friend, you've met Kiz?
    She's everyone's favorite Ms.
    No Freudian slips
    Ever slip through her lips;
    She's the hippest thing west of Cadiz.
    Awwww, thanks so much my friend. ♥
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sancho View Post
    I once knew a gal from Tucumcari
    Between the sheets she was awfully scary
    She scratched my itch
    Raised a fever pitch
    And nearly gave me a coronary
    ohhhhh Sancho!
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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    My turn:

    There once was a Gentlemen's Club
    t'was more of a brothel than pub
    those girls, they were bad
    so scantily clad
    yet more than one lad got the snub
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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    True Love

    ^ ZING hahahah

    I once I knew a fellow named Knute
    Who went to a house of ill repute
    He was nervous and tense
    Anxious to commence
    But bounced when he found he had no loot
    Some people call me Maurice
    'Cos I speak of the pompatus of love

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    There once was a chap in a suit.
    A bunny! Its funny, it's cute!
    Reality's gnu,
    and let me tell you -
    his lym'ricks are really a hoot!
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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    Dialogue of the Virtues or Confessions of a Cheap Bastard

    Thanks Kiz. You caught my slavishness to meter and even my fondness for internal rhyme.

    (Hey, Sanch! Welcome back! )


    In the throes of my middle life crisis,
    Haunting bars where the harlot entices,
    Sweet Prudence cried, "SIN!"
    But Thrift said, "Then again,
    It's a sin to say no to these prices."
    And this from a man in a bunny suit.

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    In the throes of my middle life crisis,
    Haunting bars where the harlot entices,
    Sweet Prudence cried, "SIN!"
    But Thrift said, "Then again,
    It's a sin to say no to these prices."
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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    I'm heir to a spark of hell's flame,
    And it goes by the name MY MIGRAINE.
    One hemisphere's dull,
    So the cup is half full--
    Of headache and bone breaking pain.

    Sorry, couldn't manage a funny one today.
    And this from a man in a bunny suit.

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    Hope you are feeling better, migraines are NO picnic...
    Maybe this will cheer you up, dear friend:


    There once was a girl who was rude
    her manners were coarse, they were crude
    then swept off her feet
    a young man she did meet
    but the dude was so lewd that she stewed
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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    Thanks kiz. My migraine has spread its leathery wings and flown back to Hades for now. I appreciate your thinking about me.

    Buddhist Dilemma

    I try to keep a clean house.
    But my garage--well, there dwelled a mouse.
    He's now in Nirvana
    Or hell--"I don't wanna
    Have your karma"--so says my spouse.
    And this from a man in a bunny suit.

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    Comparative Zoology

    It's hard to feel friendship for slugs.
    They're slime from their tails to their mugs.
    But laid next to leeches,
    The son of a beeches
    Are cuter than damned ladybugs.
    And this from a man in a bunny suit.

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    Each day I awake with a start
    and its not with the sound of a lark
    its those feverish crows
    bellowing their woes
    that my interest in guns is now sparked...

    *sigh*
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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