Canto I
Of arms and the man I sing!
Great Virgil said some such damn thing.
That ol' Trojan horse trick
All for some divorced chick,
And ten thousand lives for a fling.
Canto II
Aeneas fell headlong for Dido
Till fate made it hasta luego.
She burned herself up
And now lives with that pup,
Dread Cerberus, the three-headed Fido.
Canto ZZZ
Ascanius something, snore, snore,
On lovely Lavinia's shore.
Thank God it's unfinished--
I'd need Popeye's spinach
To get through the rest of this bore!