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    Quote Originally Posted by Pompey Bum View Post
    "Alors!" cried Miss Ferris with glee,
    "The City of Lights is for me!"
    She received a wee peck
    From that rogue, T-Lautrec,
    And replied to his whispers, "Mais oui!"
    Ohhhh, c'est bien!
    Bravo, mon ami!
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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    Time for this one again

    Quote Originally Posted by Pompey Bum View Post

    When the Coffee Stares Back

    Since my wife went away I ain't eatin':
    I just stare in my coffee repeatin'
    That I harbor no wishes
    For the doin' of dishes;
    Oh alack! Would my blackness she'd sweeten!
    2017 Update:

    There's Nothing More Pathetic than a Man in Love

    My wife's gone to visit her mom
    On the island of (far-flung) Taiwan.
    Now freed of my tether
    I only ask whether
    And how I can keep her from harm.
    Last edited by Pompey Bum; 11-16-2017 at 04:52 PM.
    And this from a man in a bunny suit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pompey Bum View Post
    2017 Update:

    There's Nothing More Pathetic than a Man in Love

    My wife's gone to visit her mom
    On the island of (far-flung) Taiwan.
    Now freed of my tether
    I only ask whether
    And how I can keep her from harm.
    That is so sweet, PB!
    All will be well... sending you good fairydogmother vibes.
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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    Quote Originally Posted by kiz_paws View Post
    That is so sweet, PB!
    All will be well... sending you good fairydogmother vibes.
    Thanks, kiz.
    And this from a man in a bunny suit.

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    This Just In

    Tomorrow's the end of the planet
    When a comet or something will slam it
    With cosmical gasses
    And when all that passes
    I'll have me a cheeseburger, damn it!
    And this from a man in a bunny suit.

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