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    Uh-Oh, fart
    Did you fart, Raymond?!

    While green avocados are fine
    Los pintos frijoles divine
    They’re fried in lard
    A pants seat bard
    That odor wafting near is mine
    Uhhhh...

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    Schrödinger's Cat's Cradle

    Perhaps if we all just wynked
    and blynkened and nod thence succinct
    we'd avoid all the pratfalls
    eschewing the catcalls
    barring we woke all too indistinct

    3-12-2022

    Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
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    who am I but a stitch in time
    what if I were to bare my soul
    would you see me origami

    7-8-2015

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    a young man named noone

    There once was a young man named noone.
    Catatonic of thought he was said to have had: none
    But one day he became woke,
    The very chains he had made broke,
    The whole world took upon itself a new spun.

    4/29/2022

    Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
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    who am I but a stitch in time
    what if I were to bare my soul
    would you see me origami

    7-8-2015

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    Love in a time of Covid-19

    There was a young guy from Pamplona
    Who fell for a girl named Fiona
    They hugged and they kissed
    A passionate tryst
    Then both came down with Corona
    Uhhhh...

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    lol ?

    A Lass Called Betty

    Betty was a lass who liked to dance
    After a pint or two she'd begin to prance
    It was all rather much
    When she went double Dutch
    Dancing the Tarantella in a trance

    5/4/2022

    Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
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    who am I but a stitch in time
    what if I were to bare my soul
    would you see me origami

    7-8-2015

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    A Left Handed Chess Player From Scotland

    There once was a 19th century chess player from Scotland.
    Whose play was awfully grand.
    His name was Mike,
    And he sported a Van Dyck,
    His facial hair the talk of the Strand.

    5/23/2022

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    who am I but a stitch in time
    what if I were to bare my soul
    would you see me origami

    7-8-2015

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    A Man Named Kelly

    There once was a man named Kelly.
    He said, "See my brand new shillelagh !"
    He was being quite frank,
    And it made him look quite swank,
    With a kilt he had bought from Maison Schiaparelli

    6/4/2022

    Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
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    tailor

    who am I but a stitch in time
    what if I were to bare my soul
    would you see me origami

    7-8-2015

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