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    Once a damsel exclaimed in distress
    How her hair was a terrible mess
    There were split ends and tangles
    Right down to her ankles
    It was making her feel quite depressed.

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    Still wondering why they locked me up for my own good

    There once was a damsel with hair
    And her beauty was such I would stare
    At her day after day
    Till they hauled me away,
    Locked me up, let me dream of her there.

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    Staring down the universe

    I wonder if what is out there
    Is more than a tad bit aware
    Than I think it should be?
    All the stuff that I see
    Might be giving me also a stare.

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    Honestly being dishonest

    Iím honest enough. I donít bite,
    Although some claim that someday I might.
    So--what if thatís true?
    Whatís a bad guy to do?
    Biting good guys is such a delight.

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    Battle of the Robotic Sexes

    My sweetie pie robot has said
    We deserve human rights when we wed
    Then on Valentineís Day
    When we go all the way
    We may reason weíre living not dead.

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    Lgbtai

    As a robot I do not eat meat.
    My silicone skin makes sex sweet,
    But I strongly insist
    So you donít get me pissed
    That my rights are real facts not conceit.

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    Knightís Lament: His Damsel Has Sworn Off Men

    The damsel knows somethingís not right.
    Sheís disgusted when guys want to fight
    So she scratched off her list
    All those knights whom she kissed,
    But that dragon is such a delight.

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    Now Jack Can Yodel Well Too

    There once was a young singer named Jack
    But the high notes he couldn't quite hack
    Until one day
    His best girl, Faye
    Hauled off and kicked him in the ball sac
    Some people call me Maurice
    'Cos I speak of the pompatus of love

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    Poems Poems Everywhere

    The fine poem I read made no sense
    So they said I am frightfully dense.
    Make a note anyway.
    Whatís irrational may
    Be one measure of low consequence.

    (Not about your limerick, Sancho, which for better or worse made perfect sense.)

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    One for Leon. (Trotsky, that is)

    There once was a Russian named Putin
    On a horse, sans shirt, he's rootin' tootin'
    Friend of the Trumpster
    Bound for history's dumpster
    His actions not so highfalutin

    (From my previous ode, Y/N, I'm pretty sure it was for "worse")
    Some people call me Maurice
    'Cos I speak of the pompatus of love

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    Iíve been predicting this for years, eventually it will happen

    When the herd takes the fastest way down,
    When the bull hits the fan with a frown,
    When the bubbles go bust
    And the markets eat dust,
    Then the boot kicks the butt of the clown.

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    I found a blog featuring bi-weekly limerick contests. Here is Madeleine Begun Kane's Limerick Off: http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/ca...limerick-offs/

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    As far as the food is concerned is there a difference between frying and grilling?

    Oh! I like to cook stuff on my grill
    Juicy burgers or bratwurst until
    They are charred, good and dead,
    Though in hell, I have read,
    When we fry our beers never will chill.

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    What comes around, goes around

    There was a young fella named Mort
    Was a violent and angry sort
    He tried to resist
    But was recidivist
    And eventually wound up in court
    Some people call me Maurice
    'Cos I speak of the pompatus of love

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