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    Lymerick

    What would you people say to a, I dont, A LYMERICK!
    With the tanka tank and the haiku woo woo I figured a little lymerick action to ease people into poetry and lighten the mood a little would do alot for those late nights and depressing days. Huh? How about it?

    There once was a kid from a farm,
    Who really loved causing me harm.
    He blew up my car,
    Which was going too far
    And thats when he tore off my arm.

    See! Its funny cuz its sadistic! Black Humor! Yay! Emily, hit me with a good 'rick...
    Anarchism is a game at which the Police can beat you. What have you to say to that?
    -Misalliance
    George Bernard Shaw

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    Oh no, I suck at these. Oh well...

    I once met a man with three feet
    Whose tap dancing couldn't be beat.
    Ten times in a row
    The right crushed the left toe,
    While the third turned them both to chopped meat.


    LoL How's that for graphic?
    If you had to live with this you'd rather lie than fall.
    You think I can't fly? Well, you just watch me!

    ~The Dresden Dolls

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    Haha, cool.
    He thinks by infection, catching an opinion like a cold - John Ruskin.

    If I wanted to hear the beat of your heart, I'd rip it out and hold it to my ear.

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    I knew you could do it!

    There once was a man from milwaukee
    who impulsively played too much hockey
    He never played much
    and his skating was such
    That he usually sat on the bench talking.
    Last edited by random_hero; 05-02-2004 at 07:05 PM.
    Anarchism is a game at which the Police can beat you. What have you to say to that?
    -Misalliance
    George Bernard Shaw

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    I'll regret posting this later, but I'm bored, and really... what's a limerick thread without something naughty?

    There once was a girl from Alsace,
    Who was quite a rude little lass.
    Out with a gent who
    Whispered, "What shall I do?"
    She turned and replied . . .


































    . . . "Fill my glass."
    Last edited by emily655321; 05-03-2004 at 05:22 AM.
    If you had to live with this you'd rather lie than fall.
    You think I can't fly? Well, you just watch me!

    ~The Dresden Dolls

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    HAH AHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH HA H AH AHA H AHA AHAHAHA H H HAH AH AH !!!!!!!1!!!1111!!1ONE ONE!~!!11
    That was FUNNY!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS GUNNAH SAY **** MY ***!!!
    Anarchism is a game at which the Police can beat you. What have you to say to that?
    -Misalliance
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    My grandfather has a huge yellow book of just dirty limericks. But I'm ashamed to say that one was mine. The baser side of the great Irish literary heritage.
    Last edited by emily655321; 05-03-2004 at 09:19 PM.
    If you had to live with this you'd rather lie than fall.
    You think I can't fly? Well, you just watch me!

    ~The Dresden Dolls

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    There once was a little brown rabbit
    who fed off the fat of an abbot
    his dead body was found
    scattered all on the gound
    till the police started searching and nabbed it.

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    There once was a girl called Sally
    she lived most her life in an alley
    she climbed up a tree
    got stung by a bee
    and ran all the way to the valley

    Its not very good, but well it made me laugh!
    Keep smiling...Hannah

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    Clarabelle snuffed it at five
    While playing at rockets with Clive.
    Said he, "won't it be fun
    to fly up to the sun?. . . . . .

    . . . Oh, damn. Why don't they ever survive?"
    Last edited by emily655321; 05-09-2004 at 09:59 PM.
    If you had to live with this you'd rather lie than fall.
    You think I can't fly? Well, you just watch me!

    ~The Dresden Dolls

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    It's a sign emily, clearly the fate of humans is doomed, especailly children.

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    Forty-two buckets of lard
    Got dumped in the back of my yard.
    It's a myst'ry to me
    Who the culprit could be,
    But then I haven't looked very hard.
    If you had to live with this you'd rather lie than fall.
    You think I can't fly? Well, you just watch me!

    ~The Dresden Dolls

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    Amalgamate kittens with mice --
    The result will be ever so nice --
    Knead together the fluff
    With the rest of the stuff
    And then pound it all down once or twice.
    If you had to live with this you'd rather lie than fall.
    You think I can't fly? Well, you just watch me!

    ~The Dresden Dolls

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    It pains me to write this down:
    I think I just murdered a clown.
    Accident though it was,
    I regret it because
    I missed seeing him hit the ground.
    If you had to live with this you'd rather lie than fall.
    You think I can't fly? Well, you just watch me!

    ~The Dresden Dolls

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    Hahahaha, clever that last line was.

    Twas a little known town
    whence came that clown
    and terribly sad
    is the mom and dad
    that he will no longer come 'round.

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