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    The Limerick Aeneid

    Canto I

    Of arms and the man I sing!
    Great Virgil said some such damn thing.
    That ol' Trojan horse trick
    All for some divorced chick,
    And ten thousand lives for a fling.

    Canto II

    Aeneas fell headlong for Dido
    Till fate made it hasta luego.
    She burned herself up
    And now lives with that pup,
    Dread Cerberus, the three-headed Fido.

    Canto ZZZ

    Ascanius something, snore, snore,
    On lovely Lavinia's shore.
    Thank God it's unfinished--
    I'd need Popeye's spinach
    To get through the rest of this bore!
    And this from a man in a bunny suit.

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    Canto ZZZ

    Ascanius something, snore, snore,
    On lovely Lavinia's shore.
    Thank God it's unfinished--
    I'd need Popeye's spinach
    To get through the rest of this bore!
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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    Kissing Manual

    A kiss is a kind of contraction:
    It's labial--that sort of action.
    Now, don't screw the pooch,
    You just pucker and smooch,
    Swallow spit, yeah that's it! Satisfaction!
    And this from a man in a bunny suit.

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    What Every Young Man Should Know About Hand Holding

    Hand holding requires some dexterity
    Or else it devolves into parody.
    In case of the fidgets
    Just rewrap those digits:
    Perhaps you'll be kissed out of charity.

    Hand holding requires special patience;
    It's always far best to be gracious:
    Just say, "Sorry, Betty,
    Your palms are too sweaty,
    But it's lovely to make your acquaintance."

    Hand holding requires a commitment;
    One readies genetic equipment.
    If the lady says, "Go!"
    But her pinkies say no,
    It's better to cancel the shipment.
    And this from a man in a bunny suit.

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    Love this!


    Its funny ... cuz today I say a very senior couple holding hands It was so precious. And then I read these lines... awesome timing.
    Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
    ~Albert Einstein

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    I’m pretty sure Floyd was in the woods at the time

    There once was a fellow named Floyd
    Whose diet was fiber devoid
    He grunted and strained
    His bowel constrained
    And so begat a colossal ‘roid
    Some people call me Maurice
    'Cos I speak of the pompatus of love

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