Come on then, you ballbags. Let's have it...
Come on then, you ballbags. Let's have it...
"Saw this friend the other day, I was like "HEY WHERE'S THAT FAX MACHINE YOU PROMISED ME, YOU SAID TUESDAY NOW IT'S FRIDAY, he was like "STOP PUNCHING MY SINCLAIR C5 AND I'LL TELL YOU" and then we wrestled for about 20 minutes".
The Turn of the Screw
Alright then, I'll throw a little more paraffin on this wild fire topic.
It's a popular classic but it never fails to make me slap a small hole in my trousers.
"It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window".
And you, readers?
"Saw this friend the other day, I was like "HEY WHERE'S THAT FAX MACHINE YOU PROMISED ME, YOU SAID TUESDAY NOW IT'S FRIDAY, he was like "STOP PUNCHING MY SINCLAIR C5 AND I'LL TELL YOU" and then we wrestled for about 20 minutes".
The Turn of the Screw
"Any time I get stuck with a plot, I have someone come through the door with a gun in their hand"