I know, I know, you're
here, but what are you really supposed to be doing right now?
What are you procrastinating about? What have you shoved to the bottom of your "To Do" pile,
again? That 5-page essay that is giving you nightmares?
Is that pile of laundry still looming but you just don't look in its direction? Are you eating stale crackers and peanut butter because you can't face grocery shopping?
Is the light flashing on your phone that you have 12 new messages from your Aunty Bert in Miami who needs to tell you about her cats' gastrointestinal problems? Do you quickly close the browser window when you realise you are now up to 59
unanswered family emails? Haven't done that back up of your computer's hard drive this week/month yet?
Has your "To Read" pile migrated/spread from your bedside table/coffee table/desk etc. to the floor?
Are the magazines/newspapers in your "To Read" pile more than six months old?
I am supposed to be prepping my garden planters but it's really really windy out and I don't want the dirt to blow in my eyes/face
that's a good excuse, right?