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Thread: Pirates vs Ninjas

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    plz O plz put it away!!1 ucdawg12's Avatar
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    Ninjas would easily win, Pirates would see bodies dropping all around them, without knowing they are being attacked and eventually become paranoid and kill their fellow pirates because they have no idea there is actually a planned attack going on.
    "O God, thy sea is so great and my boat is so small."

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    I think pirates are smart enough to realize that the throwing stars and arrows sticking out of the dead pirates don't belong to the other pirates, since the other pirates all have guns.

    Ninjas on the other hand are paranoid psychos if the pirates threw throwing stars at them they would kill eachother.

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    google fight ninjas vs pirates

    google fight ninja vs pirate

    Looks like pirates fare better in groups
    Last edited by Jay; 12-19-2006 at 07:32 PM.
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    Th pirates shall always rule...where be the ninjas now???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stanislaw View Post
    where be the ninjas now???
    Exactly! That is what we all want to know!
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    My house! I'm feeding them dinner before they go and ransack Gotham... I'm still not entirely sure why...
    May curiousity kill me, and may satisfaction bring me back.

    I seem to have finally found my way back to heaven online, formally known as you all. I've missed you all so much....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Misscaroline View Post
    My house! I'm feeding them dinner before they go and ransack Gotham... I'm still not entirely sure why...
    A Ninja collaborator!!!

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    Wompaflyer!!! Misscaroline's Avatar
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    Not really- Mini MC invited them over. She goes to day care with their kids, and it's a play date. Or a sparring date. Haven't heard crying yet. Assuming the former.
    May curiousity kill me, and may satisfaction bring me back.

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    Misscaroline, are there any pirate kids around, too? Might get a little... interesting
    I have a plan: attack!

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    No, just me. And the wench garb is upstairs, so I know I won't cause a frenzy. Besides, I've always got my bodice dagger if things get ugly with their parents....
    May curiousity kill me, and may satisfaction bring me back.

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    "Curse of my curses [on ninjas]"
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    15th century time frame? Setting? PSHAW. Ninjas are the concentrated essence of 1337. Pirates are cool, nay, even awesome, but ninjas pwn all and thus pwn pirates. There is simply no contest whatsoever.

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    Sorry about slipping into the 1337speak, but we're talking about NINJAS. There is no other language/jargon suited to the job of describing their UB3RN355.
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    Ninja's stealth tactics>Pirate's drunken brawling

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    Yeah but guns rule in a fight. Would you want to face one?
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    Ninjas are bulletproof.
    The world is dark, and light is precious.
    Come closer, dear reader.
    You must trust me.
    I am telling you a story.
    - The Tale of Despereaux

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