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    Quote Originally Posted by Scheherazade
    *knew Og the Caveman would enjoy the wheel*
    Merry Christmas, Starr!
    Og the caveman has carved his first poem into stone:

    He's making an ingredient list
    And checking it once
    To bake Ex-Lax cookies
    For the old dunce
    Santa Claus is running tonight

    Merry X-Mas, Scher. (And leave plenty of toilet paper out for Santa)

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    Quote Originally Posted by starrwriter
    Nobody wants YOU to swear, Pensive. You're a girl and too young, both of which would make swearing unseemly in you. Boys and adults are a different matter.
    Ummm.....Sir, Forum rules are as necessary for you to follow as for me.

    When some one reads your post, the person usually don't investigate your AGE or GENDER, as long as your post does not contains any unusual data.

    By the way, by your posts, I did not have the slightest idea that you were between 50-70, instead I used to think that you were somewhere between 80-90. *hehe, sorry, I was off-topic, gotta control my this problem from today*
    I sang of leaves, of leaves of gold, and leaves of gold there grew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pensive
    By the way, by your posts, I did not have the slightest idea that you were between 50-70, instead I used to think that you were somewhere between 80-90.*hehe, sorry, I was off-topic, gotta control my this problem from today*
    Behave yourself or Starrwriter will spank.

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    If starrwriter spanks and Pensive gives the word, Robin shoots.

    Last edited by RobinHood3000; 12-25-2005 at 12:21 PM.
    Por una cabeza
    Si ella me olvida
    Qué importa perderme
    Mil veces la vida
    Para qué vivir

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    Robin, Sir starrwriter is gonna spank himself.
    I sang of leaves, of leaves of gold, and leaves of gold there grew.

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    gosh darn it all you wipper snappers and yer dang good fer cow fodder shenanigins. oh heck, now you mad me curse: may the flees of a thousand camels infect yer arpits!!!

    ahh, now that I got all the vulgarity out of my system time to post. besides I just loathe all those @#$%&*% that @#@$% swear, damn sons o #$%#$%#!!!

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    Ihemmm, *raise eyebrow*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nightshade
    Ihemmm, *raise eyebrow*
    er...yesh???

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    Manners, pulls out umberella and raps stans knuckles manners!
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    garr, but I ba @#$@ blood thirsty #@$%%@# pirate!
    Oh vell, even I are not that fowl.

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    fowl?!

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    indeed...with orange sauce...or maybe gravy...

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    who in the world is Barbosa. do you guys have a secret posting world Iam not privileged to enter? whaaaaaaaaa

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    pirates o the carribean, he is the mutineer who took over the black pearl.

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    oh aye so that's it is it.
    well yo ho ho and a bottle of lite rum I be sneakin up to that cut throat and tyin him up and hoisting him up up up
    then I be putting the black pearl in my purse and runnin like de wind so he don't get me. garr it be a beauteous black parl. mine all mine, that is unless you be wantin it dastardly stan to replace that tooth yer first mate shoved out?

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