I know my dad would need:
Cooking without the usage of nuclear arms, or at least without the kitchen looking like it had been struck by them. A demonstration on the use of the sponge and broom
I know my dad would need:
Cooking without the usage of nuclear arms, or at least without the kitchen looking like it had been struck by them. A demonstration on the use of the sponge and broom
I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.
Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
Just hold on one second, ladies!, Claes my dear fellow, might I applaude you on honesty and sharing your feelings(somewhat rough around the edges, but great work)
Mrs Claes should look at this as constructive comunication and as an incentive to pave the way for the future, should cook you a steak dinner(medium rare, with a red wine sauce)
Someone get this man a cigar!
A man should never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong, which is but saying in other words that he is wise today than yesterday - Alexander Pope
Conviction that is not under-girded by LOVE makes the possessor of that conviction obnoxious and the dogma possessed becomes repulsive - Ravi Zacharias.
Grovelling? I don't know how to do that. It's hard to be humble when you are a briliant beacon of perfectionOriginally Posted by dramasnot6
Oh my Claes, are you sure a fallout shelter will help you now? I think some emergency grovelling skills would do better...but I am an accomplished growler. Does that count?
Actually, I'm more worried about another sharp object: It's called a thounge, and very sharp... Are band-aids edible, btw?and a big box of choclates and maybe hide the rat poison and sharp knives....
That may happen...
I feel lucky...
We don't, but somehow I still end up in the doghouse on occasion...
Can I have the chocolate If I stay in the doghouse? About the grovelling: See my previous response, above.If they did Claes would have someone to learn grovelling from but if the dog is anything like mine the chocolate would be long gone.
It's easier to run... I know I'm faster
Don't you think it would be a little cold for her in the tent? It is winter after all, so have a heart...
Like I said: I am the dishwasher around here...
Good Grief, an ally at last
Arrrgh! No, anything but that. I would settle for nice wine, as already suggested.Someone get this man a cigar!
/Claes
Hanlon's Razor: "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity."
Hey, Claes, whichever place you get to sleep, do keep your comp with you, and share your grief with us....
Please tell me that's an alternative spelling for 'tongue', and not for 'thong'.
Optima dies ... prima fugit
My mission in life is to make YOU smile
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Gosh, I hope so. A sharp thong is just ...criminal. Claes, if you decide on the second class, I may send my guy with you....
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
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"Frivolity is a stern taskmaster."
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My wife would want me to take several of those classes, but this number seven she would she would pull me by the ear and force me to attend.
What ever you happens Claes, don't under any circumstances let your wife talk to mine.
LET THERE BE LIGHT
"Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena
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Actually my wife would want me to take this too.
LET THERE BE LIGHT
"Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena
My literature blog: http://ashesfromburntroses.blogspot.com/
I'm going to assume that most of the guys posting here are much older than me.....so perhaps you do need the lists....but dont worry in a few years you can blame it on the senility as opposed to being lazy or tired..or blaming them for doing stuff that they feel needs to be done....sorry to say that most of your list doesn't apply to me right now...but perhaps in a few years I'll need to take a refresher course or something....
'I'm half the man I used to be'
cuz I'm feeling so damn faithless
when I was born everyone was happy....
but I cried...
awesome...one of my cowrokers got a similar list from his wife, and posted a similar response, It was too funny!
but indeed...why is it always the men that need to change, I mean, how hard is it to check the status of such things as tp, toilet seats, and whether or not the windshield washer fluid in the car is full...its not like automotive responsibilities automatically default to me...er, the men.
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Stanislaw Lem
1921 - 2006, Rest In Peace.
"Faith is, at one and the same time, absolutely necessary and altogether impossible"
But of courseHey, Claes, whichever place you get to sleep, do keep your comp with you, and share your grief with us....Ok, I'm out of the doghouse, edging towards the bedroom... No blunt or pointed objects around... I think I'll risk it
Whopsie....Ok: "that's an alternative spelling for 'tongue' "
I hear you... If we do let them discuss us, we'll never hear the end of it...What ever you happens Claes, don't under any circumstances let your wife talk to mine.Way ahead of you: I already doGlad to see you're planning to join the club.
Er... I have to admit that I didn't actually get the list from the missus (But I could have ). I just found it and decided to stir up some commotion hereBecause most women think they have the right of interpretation, that's why. You know: "There are two ways of doing this: My way and the wrong way...
/Claes
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Hanlon's Razor: "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity."
hey you can sleep on my couch for a few days until the wife lets you back in the house! us guys have to stick together!
"He was nauseous with regret when he saw her face again, and when, as of yore, he pleaded and begged at her knees for the joy of her being. She understood Neal; she stroked his hair; she knew he was mad."
---Jack Kerouac, On The Road: The Original Scroll
And usually we are rightits all in the extra half gene
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thats not so...just because sometimes we have a lapse in judgement, doesn't mean we are wrong...we just aproach problems differently...like using gasoline to start a fire...or better still alchohol spray to start a fire (its an older product from the days of carberator vehicles...meant to give the vehicle a helping hand when starting)And usually we are right
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Stanislaw Lem
1921 - 2006, Rest In Peace.
"Faith is, at one and the same time, absolutely necessary and altogether impossible"
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