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    Gnome one knows!

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    "It's so mysterious, the land of tears."

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    I am totally lost here - bye......
    "It's so mysterious, the land of tears."

    Chapter 7, The Little Prince ~ Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

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    Because your fingers have low self-esteem

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    I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.


    Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

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    Because they are not floppy disks.

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    Because your real name was already taken

    Why does there have to be an exit just for fires?
    I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.


    Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

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    why do we see?
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    A tragedy crept to the name Bathory

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    Because we can't hear with out eyes.

    Why do I talk so much?
    I sang of leaves, of leaves of gold, and leaves of gold there grew.

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    Hello Pensive!


    To show ppl you`re not mute.


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    I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge -- myth is more potent than history -- dreams are more powerful than facts -- hope always triumphs over experience -- laughter is the cure for grief -- love is stronger than death. - Robert Fulghum
    Je Chante Une Chanson Sombre
    The Lady of Mine - Opinion please
    A tragedy crept to the name Bathory

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    Because it was a massochist pig who discovered it (ham-hahaha?)

    Why dont we never talk and only express ourselves in song?
    I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.


    Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

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    Because the world is round.

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    Because the sales person told him it was slimming.

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    Because they are busy planning a baking revolution

    Why do people smoke?
    I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.


    Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

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    ...~shrug~ Beats me.

    Why do zombies like brains?
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    Si ella me olvida
    Qué importa perderme
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    Para qué vivir

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    They go well with zombie ketchup.

    Why does the power go out?
    I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.


    Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

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