Gnome one knows!
Why can't I type faster?
Gnome one knows!
Why can't I type faster?
"It's so mysterious, the land of tears."
Chapter 7, The Little Prince ~ Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
I am totally lost here - bye......
"It's so mysterious, the land of tears."
Chapter 7, The Little Prince ~ Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
Because your fingers have low self-esteem
Why are CDs circular?
I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.
Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
Because they are not floppy disks.
Why do I call myself Pensive?
I sang of leaves, of leaves of gold, and leaves of gold there grew.
Because your real name was already taken
Why does there have to be an exit just for fires?
I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.
Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
because fire is harmful
why do we see?
I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge -- myth is more potent than history -- dreams are more powerful than facts -- hope always triumphs over experience -- laughter is the cure for grief -- love is stronger than death. - Robert Fulghum
Je Chante Une Chanson Sombre
The Lady of Mine - Opinion please
A tragedy crept to the name Bathory
Because we can't hear with out eyes.
Why do I talk so much?
I sang of leaves, of leaves of gold, and leaves of gold there grew.
Hello Pensive!
To show ppl you`re not mute.
Why is it called a hammester?
I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge -- myth is more potent than history -- dreams are more powerful than facts -- hope always triumphs over experience -- laughter is the cure for grief -- love is stronger than death. - Robert Fulghum
Je Chante Une Chanson Sombre
The Lady of Mine - Opinion please
A tragedy crept to the name Bathory
Because it was a massochist pig who discovered it (ham-hahaha?)
Why dont we never talk and only express ourselves in song?
I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.
Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
Because the world is round.
Why does my dog lick himself?
Because he's tasty.
Why does Santa dress in red?
I have a plan: attack!
Because the sales person told him it was slimming.
Why are never any cookies?
My mission in life is to make YOU smile
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"The time has come," the Walrus said,"To talk of many things:
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Because they are busy planning a baking revolution
Why do people smoke?
I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.
Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
...~shrug~ Beats me.
Why do zombies like brains?
Por una cabeza
Si ella me olvida
Qué importa perderme
Mil veces la vida
Para qué vivir
They go well with zombie ketchup.
Why does the power go out?
I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.
Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice