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    Quote Originally Posted by BibliophileTRJ View Post
    (I'm really quite taken by him, too!)
    Hahahahaha....


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    Would you prefer I was a mermaid.... er... merman?
    Ooo, ooo, I know this one... Um er, ...maid, no ...man.

    Oh this is one of those trick questions, right?

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    Not a trick to me....!

    I really have you confused, don't I?
    "Veni, Vidi, Veggi"
    "I came, I saw, I had a salad"

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    No, no... Um...

    What planet am I on?

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    Arrakis? (I spend a lot of time there myself)

    Where do we go from here?
    "Veni, Vidi, Veggi"
    "I came, I saw, I had a salad"

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    If we go straight ahead we will land on Saturn.

    Are we equipped to land on Saturn without oxygen?

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    Just as equipped as if we landed in Atlantis...

    How long can you hold your breath?
    Les Miserables,
    Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
    Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.

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    This long (Stretches her arms out as far as she can)

    How many times a day should one eat main meals?

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    Just one

    How long should that meal last?
    Les Miserables,
    Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
    Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.

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    Oh, um, about a week. Hahahaaaa

    How may glasses of water should have a day?

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    about two pots, brewed with French Roast

    What do frogs and lobsters have to do with each other?
    Les Miserables,
    Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
    Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.

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    They can both be served as a gormet meal.

    Why do we have to eat, after we have already grown?

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    To make sure that we become full of crap

    Would you take a corvette across the sea?
    Les Miserables,
    Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
    Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.

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    only if it paid the fare and cuddled me at night

    would you lodge a backlog of unlodged tax returns knowing you will get fines?
    Before sunlight can shine through a window, the blinds must be raised - American Proverb

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    Just do it, you'll be fine....and fined.


    Is there a finer combination than green olives and feta cheese?

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    If you are attracted to halitosis...

    Why does feta cheese stink?
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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