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    I would probably dislike it quite a bit if it had ever happenend to me . . .

    Why is it so dang important to learn how to drive?
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    because otherwise car salesmen would have no job and we wouldn't want that now would we?

    Why is it that it is sooooo weird not to have ever dated or be dating at age 17?
    "O reason, reason, abstract phantom of the waking state, I had already expelled you from my dreams, now I have reached a point where those dreams are about to become fused with apparent realities: now there is only room here for myself. "
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    Saving yourself for your true love isn't so weird...

    Why do people who say "not to be rude" turn out to be very?
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    "Do as I say and don't do as I do"...But in fact,they are probably just trying to sound intersting...

    Why is it prejudiced if one plays with dolls at a certain age (let's say...from 30 to 50,because then one has grandchildren)?
    You forget that the kingdom of heaven suffers violence: and the kingdom of heaven is like a woman.
    James Joyce

    It is a fatal miscarriage, so ill to order affairs, as to pass for a fool in one company, when in another you might be treated as a philosopher. Jonathan Swift

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    Because a 50-year-old man hitting on Barbie is just creepy. She's old enough to be his grandmother!!


    Why are bows so curvy?
    Por una cabeza
    Si ella me olvida
    Qué importa perderme
    Mil veces la vida
    Para qué vivir

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    Are you aware that the term "bow" means "to curve"? Do you not have to "bend" a bow to shoot an arrow? Que pasa?

    Is it possible to shoot one's self while cleaning one's bow?
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    Well, I wouldn't know about archery bows, but as for instrument bows, it is very possible to spear yourself on accident, while cleaning that kind of bow. (Or rosining it, or playing . . .)

    Kannst du das verstanden?
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    Translation: Kannst du das verstanden?

    What is the fastest way from point A to B in a straight line?

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    A shortcut.

    Why do people caught in a lie tell another immediately?
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    Because two negatives make a positive.

    Why is apple spelled backwards fruit?

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    Hick pronunciation

    Why do all my friends seem imaginary?
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    Because YOU are an imaginary creature yourself, Uncle Pen. Hihi.

    Why does the word "tissue" have two very different meanings?
    "You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life."


    To go wrong in one's own way is better than to go right in someone else's" - Dostoevksy

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    What happens if you get scared half to death twice??
    "Moderate strength is shown in violence, supreme strength is shown in levity." -- G.K. Chesterton
    "The road that stretches before the feet of a man is a challenge to his heart long before it tests the strength of his legs." -- St. Thomas Aquinas
    "Brevity is the soul of wit" -- Shakespeare
    "The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding, go out to meet it." -- Thucydides

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    cause they're both wet and slimy at some point in their lives.
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    "Moderate strength is shown in violence, supreme strength is shown in levity." -- G.K. Chesterton
    "The road that stretches before the feet of a man is a challenge to his heart long before it tests the strength of his legs." -- St. Thomas Aquinas
    "Brevity is the soul of wit" -- Shakespeare
    "The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding, go out to meet it." -- Thucydides

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    you get scared half to life once.

    Why do donuts and bagels have holes in them?
    "All gods are homemade, and it is we who pull their strings, and so, give them the power to pull ours." -Aldous Huxley

    "Sooner murder an infant in its cradle than nurse unacted desires." -William Blake

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