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    Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

    Obvious from the title!


    Why do birds fly?
    I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge -- myth is more potent than history -- dreams are more powerful than facts -- hope always triumphs over experience -- laughter is the cure for grief -- love is stronger than death. - Robert Fulghum
    Je Chante Une Chanson Sombre
    The Lady of Mine - Opinion please
    A tragedy crept to the name Bathory

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    'Cause if they didn't, their fear of heights would catch up with them.

    Why is a noodle a noodle?
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    Cause if it wasnt whatd we think with?

    Why cant the grass be green and the sky blue?
    I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.


    Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

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    The grass is green and the sky is blue.

    Why do beans give on gas?
    LET THERE BE LIGHT

    "Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena

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    Because then Mexican Jumping Beans will have nothing to jump for!

    Why is the standard color of lipstick red?
    I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.


    Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

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    Because they were first made of blood.

    Why don't monkeys get headaches?
    LET THERE BE LIGHT

    "Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena

    My literature blog: http://ashesfromburntroses.blogspot.com/

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    Because they need to mentally concentrate for throwing their feces all day

    Why is the sun hot?
    I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.


    Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

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    because the moon isn`t


    Why is there only female and male?
    I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge -- myth is more potent than history -- dreams are more powerful than facts -- hope always triumphs over experience -- laughter is the cure for grief -- love is stronger than death. - Robert Fulghum
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    The Lady of Mine - Opinion please
    A tragedy crept to the name Bathory

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    Because most restuarants dont have room for a third type of bathroom....

    Why must we sleep?
    I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.


    Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

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    To get you in practice for eternital rest.

    Why must t snow in the winter?
    LET THERE BE LIGHT

    "Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena

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    To have an incentive for the other seasons to fight global warming!

    Why do cars have wheels?
    I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.


    Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

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    Because bananas fell off too easily.

    Why does llama have two Ls?
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    Because the naming person had a lisp.

    Why do people sleep with their eyes closed?
    LET THERE BE LIGHT

    "Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena

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    to keep the moisture in them

    why is Monday the first day of the week?

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    Because then you can get it over with fast.

    Why do cuts always occur in the most inconvenient places to bandage?
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