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    Wompaflyer!!! Misscaroline's Avatar
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    An arbitrary word that we've twisted out of it's meaning. It was originally defined as "the cousin of the salamander". Go figure.

    Why do people insist on being reckless for no reason?
    May curiousity kill me, and may satisfaction bring me back.

    I seem to have finally found my way back to heaven online, formally known as you all. I've missed you all so much....

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    Because it is fun

    What is it with wine and alcohol?
    There is no darkness, there is no light, there is only Lasagne!

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    Inebr*hic*...wha were we talking about again?

    On that note, what's with nicotine?
    May curiousity kill me, and may satisfaction bring me back.

    I seem to have finally found my way back to heaven online, formally known as you all. I've missed you all so much....

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    It's bad!!!!!!!!

    Where's sally, you know, sally the fish?
    There is no darkness, there is no light, there is only Lasagne!

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    In the sea.

    What's today?
    "The time has come," the Walrus said,
    "To talk of many things:
    Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax--
    Of cabbages--and kings--
    And why the sea is boiling hot--
    And whether pigs have wings."

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    here, it's Thursday, and that means Opening Night! Woo, Prog Princess cast!

    Why are demolition derbies such crowd-pleasers?
    A bit that I wrote: Vanilla Ice Cream. Comments and critique welcomed! :-)

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    Because it keeps the chaos - in us.



    Do you believe in magic?

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    *with a flat voice* No.

    *With a stupid voice* Why do you have to eat?

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    Smile

    *cold voice* You don't. I on the other hand...

    Why do they call them "French" fries?
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    Because Freedom Fries are even more stupid.

    Why is playing with fire a bad thing?
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    I may disagree strongly with what you have to say, but I will die to defend your right to say it.

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    I dunno, why don't you try and find out?

    Why do teachers insist on having huge projects worth half of your grade at the same time? Especialy when you have this tempting, rather alluring fun place called LitNet to go to.....
    Blargh...

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    Because the profession Teacher is really an acronym for the cult followers Torture Each Annoying Child --Hell Everywhere Reigns.

    Why must some people insist on being pricks?
    May curiousity kill me, and may satisfaction bring me back.

    I seem to have finally found my way back to heaven online, formally known as you all. I've missed you all so much....

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    Because without a few pricks humanity would die out in a single generation?

    If going to sleep is so great, how come it always takes me ages to be bothered?
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    I may disagree strongly with what you have to say, but I will die to defend your right to say it.

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    Because your a sleepy head?

    Lend me $100 dollars?

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    Sure, in Monopoly money. Do you want tens and twenties?

    Why do we have toes?
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