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    the Association of Depressed Whigs

    Can burping lead terminal illness?

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    I hope not b/c I burp CONSTANTLY--it's not even funny.


    How does cellulite form?

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    It forms when you say "I don't believe in fairies"

    Where does they word 'Shampoo' come from?
    She is too fond of books and it has addled her brainLouisa May Alcott
    However, I consider my life worth nothing to me, if only I may finish the race and complete the task the Lord Jesus has given me- the task of testifying to the gospel of God's grace Acts 20:24
    It takes so little to make a child happy that it is a pity, in a world so full of sunshine and pleasant things, that there should be any wistful faces, empty hands, or lonely little hearts. Louisa May Alcott

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    From extraterrestrials.

    Where is extraterrestrials' home?
    Love doesn't make the world go round,
    love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

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    somewhere unearthly


    when will time stop

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    When the batteries run out.

    Why are oranges called "oranges" but lemons aren't "yellows" and limes aren't "greens"
    She is too fond of books and it has addled her brainLouisa May Alcott
    However, I consider my life worth nothing to me, if only I may finish the race and complete the task the Lord Jesus has given me- the task of testifying to the gospel of God's grace Acts 20:24
    It takes so little to make a child happy that it is a pity, in a world so full of sunshine and pleasant things, that there should be any wistful faces, empty hands, or lonely little hearts. Louisa May Alcott

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    because the name "carrots" was taken.

    why does my brown wall look purple?
    I'm weary with right-angles, abbreviated daylight,
    Waiting for a winter to be done.
    Why do I still see you in every mirrored window,
    In all that I could never overcome?

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    Because you're slowly going colour-blind, sorry.

    Why do we sneeze?
    She is too fond of books and it has addled her brainLouisa May Alcott
    However, I consider my life worth nothing to me, if only I may finish the race and complete the task the Lord Jesus has given me- the task of testifying to the gospel of God's grace Acts 20:24
    It takes so little to make a child happy that it is a pity, in a world so full of sunshine and pleasant things, that there should be any wistful faces, empty hands, or lonely little hearts. Louisa May Alcott

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    because we have nose.

    why tears fall down on our cheeks when we are happy and sad?
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    because there are little elves living in us that can't see any difference between happy and sad, and they're in charge of pumping out the tears!



    Why do people have different hair colours?

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    When you write a story it is the only way you can make the difference between the story characters. In this way you write - the black haired guy smacked the blond haired one, and so on and so forth. If they were all with the same hair colour there would be no literature.


    Why do people hang pictures on their walls?
    Love doesn't make the world go round,
    love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

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    To be displayed and to remind them of their memories.

    Why do we feel physical pain?
    "I'm afriad to fall," she whispered.
    "I'll catch you," he replied.

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    Cos it's fun to watch other people get hurt.

    Why won't my camera work?
    She is too fond of books and it has addled her brainLouisa May Alcott
    However, I consider my life worth nothing to me, if only I may finish the race and complete the task the Lord Jesus has given me- the task of testifying to the gospel of God's grace Acts 20:24
    It takes so little to make a child happy that it is a pity, in a world so full of sunshine and pleasant things, that there should be any wistful faces, empty hands, or lonely little hearts. Louisa May Alcott

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    Your camera's not feeling well.

    Why do people relish eating raw fish in sushi?!
    "My warm hands have made the paper limp,
    So that its feel reminds me of slept-in sheets: comfortable and safe"


    "All these things I say... I say them because I want you to know, I don't ever want to regret afterwards that I didn't say enough, I would rather say too much." ~ Samuel Selvon

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    So they can attract penguins with their breath.

    do colours exist in the dark ?

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