Obvious from the title!
Why do birds fly?
Obvious from the title!
Why do birds fly?
I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge -- myth is more potent than history -- dreams are more powerful than facts -- hope always triumphs over experience -- laughter is the cure for grief -- love is stronger than death. - Robert Fulghum
Je Chante Une Chanson Sombre
The Lady of Mine - Opinion please
A tragedy crept to the name Bathory
'Cause if they didn't, their fear of heights would catch up with them.
Why is a noodle a noodle?
No day but today
-God is real, unless proclaimed integer-
Cause if it wasnt whatd we think with?
Why cant the grass be green and the sky blue?
I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.
Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
The grass is green and the sky is blue.
Why do beans give on gas?
LET THERE BE LIGHT
"Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena
My literature blog: http://ashesfromburntroses.blogspot.com/
Because then Mexican Jumping Beans will have nothing to jump for!
Why is the standard color of lipstick red?
I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.
Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
Because they were first made of blood.
Why don't monkeys get headaches?
LET THERE BE LIGHT
"Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena
My literature blog: http://ashesfromburntroses.blogspot.com/
Because they need to mentally concentrate for throwing their feces all day
Why is the sun hot?
I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.
Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
because the moon isn`t
Why is there only female and male?
I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge -- myth is more potent than history -- dreams are more powerful than facts -- hope always triumphs over experience -- laughter is the cure for grief -- love is stronger than death. - Robert Fulghum
Je Chante Une Chanson Sombre
The Lady of Mine - Opinion please
A tragedy crept to the name Bathory
Because most restuarants dont have room for a third type of bathroom....
Why must we sleep?
I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.
Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
To get you in practice for eternital rest.
Why must t snow in the winter?
LET THERE BE LIGHT
"Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena
My literature blog: http://ashesfromburntroses.blogspot.com/
To have an incentive for the other seasons to fight global warming!
Why do cars have wheels?
I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.
Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
Because bananas fell off too easily.
Why does llama have two Ls?
No day but today
-God is real, unless proclaimed integer-
Because the naming person had a lisp.
Why do people sleep with their eyes closed?
LET THERE BE LIGHT
"Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena
My literature blog: http://ashesfromburntroses.blogspot.com/
to keep the moisture in them
why is Monday the first day of the week?
Because then you can get it over with fast.
Why do cuts always occur in the most inconvenient places to bandage?
No day but today
-God is real, unless proclaimed integer-