The studio nurse, after he broke his arm.
Could Haile Selassie have been any less Selassie?
The studio nurse, after he broke his arm.
Could Haile Selassie have been any less Selassie?
Last edited by Pompey Bum; 07-01-2015 at 09:14 AM.
Not according to the Zion way of thinking.
Do woodchucks know (or could they know) they are used in a playful word scheme?
Do they know? Nobody ever asks them anything else. That's why they've worked so hard to be known as groundhogs, hoping "woodchuck" will be forgotten.
BTW, rumor has it that the originator of that line was gnawed to death, so be careful where and when you use it.
How is it that a loaf of bread always comes down to one slice, even when you start with the remaining slice from the previous loaf?
You must be the change you wish to see in the world. -- Mahatma Gandhi
And besides, I think his brother's name was Les.Originally Posted by tonywalt
Because that's the will of Jesus Crust. ()
Did Bluto and Brutus used to take exams for each other?
Actually they used to, then Bluto got in trouble and Brutus denied even knowing him. (This actually happened with a set of twins three doors up from my Uncle Bob on Park Street in Marion, VA. One twin got in serious trouble and the other did everything he could to look different from his brother.)
Does Popeye realize that spinach has little effect on muscle?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Popeye never made it past Kindergarten. (Nice to see you Pen!)
What does Popeye eat when there is a spinach shortage?
LET THERE BE LIGHT
"Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena
My literature blog: http://ashesfromburntroses.blogspot.com/
Collard greens, Mustard greens, Turnip greens, Dandelion greens, etc.
How did Popeye get those big forearms with such skinny upper arms?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Too much ink from his anchor tattoos.
Why is it the door is always "Pull" only when you have your arms full?
"My warm hands have made the paper limp,
So that its feel reminds me of slept-in sheets: comfortable and safe"
"All these things I say... I say them because I want you to know, I don't ever want to regret afterwards that I didn't say enough, I would rather say too much." ~ Samuel Selvon
It's a Government Conspiracy, Man!
Why do people think it's amusing to play with automatic opening doors?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Cruelty to automatic doors is just an ugly part of human nature.
What happens when none of your bees wax?
Your hive goes "hum drum"
Did you ever hear a tree bark?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Yes, when it was ready to leave.
What happens when pasta and antipasto collide?
You must be the change you wish to see in the world. -- Mahatma Gandhi
The Entree-prise goes into warp speed. (Ooh--worked for that one...)
Did Bram Stoker?
Well he did write some weird stuff at that. with plenty of female characters...
How was Mark Twain?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Samuel Clemens can answer that, and did.
What happened to people named 'Chuck'! (I'm concerned)
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