Here starts the LitNet Blank Verse Epic poem.
It isn't much; just something I thought up
Just now, awaiting Toni's newest post
Upon the "Compliment the PAM" game thread.
To add, one simply writes a line or so -
No need to rhyme, if one would rather not -
In dear old iambic pentameter.
Perhaps begin a story, as is done
In the "Complete the thought" thread most often,
Or even make a joke with one's own verse,
Like Swift did in "The Lady's Dressing Room"
Or Wilmot in those vulgar lines of his.
Or simply pen a couplet heroique,
Or even - do I even dare suggest? -
If 'tisn't too much "dorkiness" for you,
Write out a sonnet, or even, maybe, two.
Wow, that last line was kind of stupid, huh?
As likely this whole thread will be, if't starts
And people really add stuff to this tripe.
Enjoy, I rather hope you like it, folks.
Canto the First...