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  1. 12-10-2003, 07:27 AM #1
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    worst movie EVERRR

    ok, what's the worst movie you've ever actually had to sit through like 2/3 of? As in, you actually had to SIT THERE and WATCH IT, slowly DYING and wanting to knock yourself unconscious. Here's mine. They're VERY hard to top.

    -legally blonde 2 [SO BAD IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. by far the worst movie I've seen this year, and even in the span of my life]. Blondes everywhere should feel ashamed a movie would have a blonde character that fatuous.

    -a walk to remember [DON'T ASK how I got roped into watching that little CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY.]
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  2. 12-10-2003, 07:28 AM #2
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    oh wait, I have more. Who could forget the pain inflicted by
    -The Hot Chick *shudder*
    -Mr Deeds *double shudder* like I said, don't even ask.
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    The worst film I 've seen this year was probably '8th mile' starring Eminem (although a few all time worst films come to mind...) it was such a slow torturing death ...SO boring I wanted to slit my wrists and kick my friend who made me watch this!
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  4. 12-10-2003, 09:08 PM #4
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    I was repulsed by the matrix:revolutions. I had to see it to know what happened, but the second movie was loaded with philosophy, so they just use the same special effects to get out of it. UGH!
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    Mom & Dad Save the World.

    Extremely campy and stupid.
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  6. 12-10-2003, 09:34 PM #6
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    Star Knight.

    Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

    Ronny And Michelles High School Reunion.

    Dude wheres my car.

    Those are the most retarded movies I have seen.

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  7. 12-11-2003, 03:43 AM #7
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    The two worst movies I can think of were the brainchildren of three of my favorite comedy writers.

    'Sour Grapes' -- Directed by Larry David (writer for 'Seinfeld').

    'Run, Ronnie, Run' -- Directed by, and starring, Bob Odenkirk and David Cross (writers for, and stars of, the HBO series, 'Mr. Show').

    I wanted to rip my teeth out, twice.
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  8. 12-11-2003, 11:36 AM #8
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    Battlefield earth.

    Lines like "As your friend I would never do something like that....But I´m not your friend...MUHEHEHE (evil laughter by Travolta)"

    I rather have needles put under my toenails than watch it again.
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    Gosford Park

    I love drama, but this was awful.
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    Reading your responses made me sick...pull teath out twice...needles under toenails... man that is hard core.

    I saw another horrible movie.

    Dupa, A polish Vampire in Burbank. Very dumb.


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  11. 12-12-2003, 12:49 AM #11
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    The Way of the Gun. I took a friend to the movies for her birthday. Bad Idea.
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    Oh, yeah: Dude where's my car WAS really bad.

    I wonder how I forgot Just Married? That was awful. I've seen too many bad movies.
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    I make it a habit not to walk away from any movie (in cinemas at least ). Luckily, it's a rare ocurrance that I dislike a movie I went to see. The worst movie ever is a title shared by two:
    The Road Killers and The Players vs. Angeles Caidos. I blame my father for the first one, myself for the last one. Damn cinema critics.
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  14. 12-12-2003, 08:55 PM #14
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    Jack Frost (the horror movie)
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    The worst movies I've ever seen (and I've seen some stinkers, mind you!) would have to be a tie between The Cube, and Trick or Treat. My brother bought trick or treat for me for 2.50 at Walmart, cause it says, 'Starring Gene Simmons and Ozzy Osbourne' (I have a sorta hero worship thing for Ozzy) they each had like a two minute cameo, but that was the only way that they could market this movie, it was so bad.

    I liked dude wheres my car
    ...Also baby duck hat would be good for parties.
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