My vision may be the slightest bit impaired, that is, according to our beloved Pen, yet PAM's is even worse, for she sees things that are not there...
My vision may be the slightest bit impaired, that is, according to our beloved Pen, yet PAM's is even worse, for she sees things that are not there...
Wish hard enough, I could turn it to what I like.
Fall Out Boy, "Tiffany Blews."
The PAM talks to animals and is convinced they talk back.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
PAM has sores on the inside of her nostrils. No PAM those aren't snots and you can't pick them, no matter how hard you try.
LET THERE BE LIGHT
"That day I shall always recollect with grief; with reverence also, for the gods so willed it." - Virgil, The Aeneid (V, 49)
Distracted from distraction by distraction
the pam is fascinated with the inside of the nose, and designed a special nose cam so that he could take up close photographs of the skin inside the nose, complete with nose hairs and boogers.
Really?
PAM has her Phd in Nose-iology and spends her time nosing around LitNet
"... turn off the sun pull the stars from the sky
the more I give to you the more I die ..." ©T.R.
NIN Schtuff
And PAM knows (nose)...
Wish hard enough, I could turn it to what I like.
Fall Out Boy, "Tiffany Blews."
The PAM leaves a letter out of her name. That's Brown-Haired Elmo
Dunno why this seemed to have killed the thread. This is Elmo:, so I wasn't suggesting anything vulgar...
Last edited by Pendragon; 12-01-2007 at 10:58 AM. Reason: Misunderstanding?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
The PAM carries his stuffed Elmo doll with him everywhere and tucks it into bed at night with him because he thinks it has feelings and gets real sad when he looks at his plastic eyes because he hears Elmo saying "don't leave me"
Really?
the pam thinks she is popular but she is really a stuck up drama queen
Really?
PAM desperately wants a Tickle Me Elmo doll but is too shy to ask her husband...
"... turn off the sun pull the stars from the sky
the more I give to you the more I die ..." ©T.R.
NIN Schtuff
the PAM washes her hair with kool aid and can't understand why bees chase her around the park
Really?
The PAM eats nothing but kool aid and sardines.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
The PAM thinks Motor Oil makes good gravy for mashed potatoes, you need to get out of Detroit, honeychild!
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
But the PAM, when in Canada, ordered grits and was flabbergasted upon receiving road-de-icer on his plate...
[note to all: road-de-icer is not a French word, it is a product that takes the ice from the slippery streets, helps melt, etc.]
"... turn off the sun pull the stars from the sky
the more I give to you the more I die ..." ©T.R.
NIN Schtuff
Pam says "eh" and "aboot"
People are born soft and supple. Dead, they are stiff and hard.
Plants are born tender and pliant. Dead, they are brittle and dry.
Thus whomever is stiff and inflexible is a disciple of death.
Whomever is soft and yielding is a disciple of life. - Tao Te Ching
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