the pam i an i dont no type of person.
the pam i an i dont no type of person.
The PAM mixed up her custom user title with Shalot's.
Ethel Mertz: Gee, this high altitude sure gives me an appetite.
Fred Mertz: What's your excuse at sea level?
Fred Mertz: Now what are we supposed to do? Thumb a ride on a passing halibut?
Ricky Ricardo: I can't afford it.
Lucy Ricardo: Those must have been the first English words you learned.
The PAM wears shoes on her hands.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
the pam wears hands on her shoes because she hasn't yet mastered the art of accessorizing. honestly PAM, just go to Claire's and get some earrings.
Really?
The PAM used a fork to pierce her ears in order to put on her new earrings.
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
-Goethe
The PAM uses a fork to comb her hair and a butter knife to cut her nails.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
the pam has extremely dirty clothes since she's always digging.
the PAM has dirty clothes because she's always digging for gold in the backyard.
Ethel Mertz: Gee, this high altitude sure gives me an appetite.
Fred Mertz: What's your excuse at sea level?
Fred Mertz: Now what are we supposed to do? Thumb a ride on a passing halibut?
Ricky Ricardo: I can't afford it.
Lucy Ricardo: Those must have been the first English words you learned.
PAM, if it is true that you live to make me smile, then why am I currently not smiling?
Wish hard enough, I could turn it to what I like.
Fall Out Boy, "Tiffany Blews."
The PAM never smiles, who would like to see her teeth?
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
-Goethe
pam has metal thorns for teeth...
Wish hard enough, I could turn it to what I like.
Fall Out Boy, "Tiffany Blews."
Pam's wooden dentures won't fit and she has no other teeth!
And PAM shall go ahead to split logs with her teeth.
Wish hard enough, I could turn it to what I like.
Fall Out Boy, "Tiffany Blews."
Once, accidentaly, the PAM swallowed some pieces of wood and she actually loved them...Now, she thinks they are bars of chocolate...
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
-Goethe
the PAM tried to use grass as an alternate fuel for her car...it didn't work.
People are born soft and supple. Dead, they are stiff and hard.
Plants are born tender and pliant. Dead, they are brittle and dry.
Thus whomever is stiff and inflexible is a disciple of death.
Whomever is soft and yielding is a disciple of life. - Tao Te Ching
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