PAM has spinach in his teeth.
PAM has spinach in his teeth.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Pam drowns kittens in vodka
PAM drowns vodka in kittens!
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Pam spends her mornings distributing squashed animals on the highway.
PAM made a portrait of me out of macaroni and tuna cans.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
PAM air drums constantly when in a good mood
PAM clips his toenails at the office.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Pam conducts alien autopsies at the weekend.
PAM doesn't use a fork or knife...
Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
~Albert Einstein
Pam models squirrel skin undergarments at an exclusive CIA gentlemen's members only club in Langley, Virginia, but only on Sundays, after church.
*ouch* lol
PAM gargles with pickle juice
Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
~Albert Einstein
What else would I gargle with?
Pam sells CS Gas flavoured toothpaste to navy Seals.
PAM eats crackers with flavoured toothpaste on top
Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
~Albert Einstein
Pam wears chain mail underwear and bathes in WD40
PAM bathes with his pet octopus
Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
~Albert Einstein