Pam still uses the old Pam thread.
Pam still uses the old Pam thread.
Pam sprays Pam on his pans.
Obsessed with facial symmetry.
Pookahs and shrivelled ugly monkeys are Pam's raison d'être; the result of the illicit union of walrus and penguin.
One is grateful to Pam for causing one to look up the name pooka, for in doing so one read 'the mere sight of it may prevent hens laying their eggs or cows giving milk,' thus confirming to one the true nature of our next president.
Obsessed with facial symmetry.
PAM collects pokemon keychains
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Pam falls down sewer drains crying, "Why, Pokemon, why?"
PAM wears white socks with black shoes.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Pam gets emotional when ice cubes melt. The little guys were just doing their job.
Pam unabashedly hurtles himself down rabbit holes in pursuit of the ever-more elusive intellectual satisfaction that he craves and which explains, in no small measure, the bunny suit that he sports.
Uhhhh...
Pam wears a tricorn hat cobbled together from hamsters' foreskins.
PAM only wears orange.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Pam has a green left foot and a red right foot. This means Pam gets run over by boats unless Pam is swimming backwards. To compensate for this, Pam wears crash helmets made out of empty tortoise shells.
PAM discards apples but eats the seeds, saying, "they're better than peanuts hands down, anyday!"
Pam only eats endangered species
PAM only reads pop-up books.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
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