Thread: Pam

**Pompey Bum** · 07-05-2018, 07:25 PM

Pam keeps tick collars on both ankles.

**tailor STATELY** · 07-05-2018, 08:13 PM

Pam grows Widow's weeds in the garden.

**Pompey Bum** · 07-06-2018, 05:36 AM

Pam claims a tax deduction for his goofy looks.

**kiz_paws** · 07-08-2018, 03:53 PM

PAM cannot be photographed -- not because he is a ghost, but because he keeps cracking the lenses...

**Pompey Bum** · 07-10-2018, 02:57 PM

Pam enjoys cuddling by fires--that she sets.

**kiz_paws** · 07-11-2018, 09:10 AM

Instead of a green thumb, PAM has a green pointer finger.... due to its time spent in his nostrils.....

**Pompey Bum** · 07-11-2018, 11:29 AM

Pam's toenails would be shorter but she can't get her feet to her teeth.

**kiz_paws** · 07-12-2018, 05:14 PM

If you gave PAM an enema, you could bury him in a matchbox...

**Pompey Bum** · 07-13-2018, 08:20 AM

Pam considers earwax a perfectly reasonable dietary supplement.

**kiz_paws** · 07-13-2018, 09:57 AM

PAM puts eye drops into his ears because he believes that he could then hear in colour...

**Pompey Bum** · 07-13-2018, 10:18 AM

Pam dusts her face with powdered sugar, then asks dates if they'd care for a lick.

**kiz_paws** · 07-13-2018, 05:54 PM

[that sounds like fun, lol!]

When PAM gets onto a dance floor, the other dancers quickly move aside. PAM feels like John Travolta, but it is because of extreme body odour that this phenomena occurs...

**Pompey Bum** · 07-13-2018, 10:19 PM

Pam is just happy she could give her tapeworm a good home.

**kiz_paws** · 07-15-2018, 04:58 PM

PAM believes that a swallowing a tablespoon of cinnamon powder a day will keep him healthy...

**Pompey Bum** · 07-15-2018, 07:44 PM

Pam keeps Dr Scholl's wife in mink.

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