Pam is secretly married to Donald Trump.
Pam is secretly married to Donald Trump.
PAM breaks out singing "Eye of the Tiger" loudly as a daily motivator - no matter the location
Pam breeds Piranahs for Bond villains in his own bathtub!
PAM has barbed wire braces
Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
~Albert Einstein
Pam keeps her stockings up with garters made from iron cross medal ribbons.
Pam screams, "get out of my yard" at public parks on Sundays (only)
PAM enjoys marshmallow froth on top of his hot chocolates.
Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
~Albert Einstein
Pam hijacks shipments of easter eggs and pigs out at weekends!
Last edited by Hawkman; 03-21-2018 at 05:33 PM.
PAM has a car phone, still works.
Pam likes to take his 25lb howitzer to school
PAM thinks marshmallows make pretty good ear plugs...
Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
~Albert Einstein
And they have the added advantage that chicks stop for a nibble in passing!
Pam thinks that string grows wild on beanstalks and can be knitted into edible vests.
PAMs idea of a good time is patting bumblebees because they are so fuzzy and cute
Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
~Albert Einstein
Pam learned how to smile from a Great White.
Last edited by Hawkman; 03-23-2018 at 06:11 PM.
PAM learned how to bleed from a Great White
Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty
~Albert Einstein