Pam only reads pop-up people.
Pam only reads pop-up people.
PAM displays his ear wax collection on his mantle.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Pam's mantle is a shrine to the Donald with a signed photo at its heart.
Alternative Fact!!!!
PAM has a SCROTUS blow up doll.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Pam is Scrooge McDuck's 2nd cousin and has been removed many times...
PAM has a minion outfit he wears on weekends.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Pam obviously spends too much time watching CCTV!
PAM smells like pickles.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Pam purrs, when stroked, and dribbles potatoes.
PAM bathes only in Potato water and uses turnips as a loofah.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Pam's loofah is made from rusty wire wool wrapped around a model T Ford exhaust, and she sometimes uses it to brush her teeth. Pam buys her toothpaste from Mobil.
PAM sleeps with a Kylo Ren teddy bear
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Pam sleeps with a Model T Harrison Ford body cast which she's been hiding in her closet for 38 Years!
PAM makes mosaics with his toenail clippings.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
It's a dying art...
Pam uses platypus beaks as nail extensions.
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