Thread: Pam

**kiz_paws** · 10-29-2018, 10:36 AM

ha ha ha ha ha!!

PAM consumes so much beer, that he now has complimentary shares in his local brewery as a tribute to this feat.

**Hawkman** · 10-29-2018, 03:40 PM

If only!

Pam has the world's largest collection of of Elvis records which she keeps hidden behind a wall of hamburgers.

**kiz_paws** · 10-30-2018, 06:12 PM

Pam sticks jelly beans in his ears to add to the flavor of his favorite candy...

**Hawkman** · 10-30-2018, 07:52 PM

Pam bribes dwarves with rat burgers so she can get a discount on repairs to her broomstick

**kiz_paws** · 10-31-2018, 08:23 AM

PAM likes to put frosting on top of mashed potatoes, chocolate mint is his favorite...

**Hawkman** · 10-31-2018, 08:13 PM

Pam buys all her meat at the pet shop.

**kiz_paws** · 11-02-2018, 08:14 AM

Instead of putting nuts into his fudgy brownies, PAM chops carrot and thus gets the crunch that way...

**Hawkman** · 11-06-2018, 04:35 PM

Pam has Swamp Thing, by The Grid, permanently on replay, to help her get through her day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFvvLuomw0Y

**kiz_paws** · 11-14-2018, 09:17 AM

lol

PAM has such difficulty trimming his toenails, that he has had to resort to using a canine claw trimmer

**tailor STATELY** · 11-14-2018, 02:51 PM

Pam substitutes Southern Comfort in recipes calling for water.

**Hawkman** · 11-18-2018, 08:12 PM

Pam employs zombies as baristas in his chain of franchise coffee shops.

**kiz_paws** · 11-19-2018, 02:06 PM

PAM put fish scales into his eyes to use as contact lenses

**Hawkman** · 11-19-2018, 07:03 PM

Pam has a squadron of robot penguins to herd children into play pens

**kiz_paws** · 11-22-2018, 10:27 AM

PAM's favorite shoes are his red ones, size 30 ...

**Hawkman** · 11-23-2018, 05:22 PM

Pam always needs a post prandial nap after consuming her third roasted bald eagle.