Pam

[Pompey Bum]

Pam wonders if she could sell her dandruff on eBay.

[kiz_paws]

PAM believes that an air horn is a viable symphony instrument

[Pompey Bum]

Pam sings in the shower, keeping rhythm with armpit farts.

[kiz_paws]

PAM likes a dollop of mayonnaise atop his hot chocolate

[Pompey Bum]

Pam inserts goldfish into her nostrils then shoots them at the cat.

[kiz_paws]

PAM enjoys 'no hands' while eating spaghetti in sauce...

[cacian]

PAM is unsure what is going on in this game ha!

[Pompey Bum]

PAM is unsure what is going on in this game ha!

Cacian: Pam/PAM = Person Above Me. You insult the person above you and in doing so you make yourself vulnerable to the next insult. That's the only formal rule, although I play by the following standards:

Never mean what you say; make the insult as silly as possible.

If you don't like someone or they are irritating you lately, don't play PAM with them.

Never return or compound the same insult. It makes tensions build up.

Don't play PAM unless you can take a joke. No fair bursting into tears or rage. Laugh.


Pam mops the floor with her guinea pig.

[kiz_paws]

PAM shaved off his hair and glued on what was left of his mop because he liked 'the look'...

[Hawkman]

In order to avoid unsolicited phone calls, PAM has forsaken tec and reverted to using string and baked bean cans.

[kiz_paws]

Heya, good to see ya posting again, Hawk!

PAM flosses his teeth with guitar strings

[Hawkman]

Hey, kiz, I couldn't stay away for ever

How did you know?

Pam has an unparalleled collection of spittoons!

[kiz_paws]

PAM doesn't utilize spittoons, as his aim is quite erratic once he and Cap'n Morgan get together...

[Hawkman]

Actually, I'm rather partial to sailor Jerry.

Pam has a specimens cabinet in which she keeps all her ex's nail clippings.

[kiz_paws]

PAM paints his fingernails dark yellow, to match his teeth