Pam has the same problem with a screw...
Pam has the same problem with a screw...
^nyuk, nyuk, nyuk
Pam voted for Nixon...twice
Uhhhh...
That would be Marni Nixon...
Pam makes models of funny shaped artificial mountains in mashed potato...
Pam is a crystalline entity, bent on wreaking havoc among us carbons.
(this post was actually about PaPam, so it worked out.)
Pam signed a card making him an organ donor without reading the small print. Men with sharp metal objects and boxes full of ice are coming to collect....
Pam applied to be an organ donor but was turned down, seems his liver smelled like tequila.
Uhhhh...
Did you say ice or ice cream?
Pam insists that a paw print is a legitimate signature.. As long as it's legible.
Again, for Papam,
Pam thinks that amok stands for "a million of a kind"
Pam thought he'd better pull on his rubber boots before running amok.
Uhhhh...
Yes! Rubber boots are a good insulation...
I have this idea for a round computer, the size of a baseball or so, that you mainly interact with by voice - and Pam stole it from me
Pam talks to baseballs whilst wearing rubber boots and thinks amok is a collective noun for a group of comedians.
Pam affects an Australian accent on Monday, a German accent on Tuesday, a Jamaican accent on Wednesday, a Chinese accent on Thursday, and a Canadian accent on Friday - all so he can appear as a man of the world.
Every time Pam gets into his car, he recites the mantra, "Atomic batteries to power," before turning on the ignition.
Just before Pam hits his car horn he likes to say, "Mr. Worf, fire photon torpedoes!"
Pam is a William Shatner fan
Now that's below the belt.Originally Posted by Hawkman
The Borg wouldn't have Pam.
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