PAM has gotten rose gold caps on all his teeth because it brings out the hazel flecks in his good eye.
PAM has gotten rose gold caps on all his teeth because it brings out the hazel flecks in his good eye.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
PAM's grillwork involves a frightening array of rhinestones, LED lighting, and that stuff they used to put in Mood Rings
Uhhhh...
Sanchy!
PAM roots for the Atlanta Braves.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Paaapayyyaaa! ^...and that can be a maddeningly frustrating hobby.
PAM, during an epiphanous moment, while randomly typing characters into her Blackberry, and ordering a Special-Super-Turbo-Thrust Latte and a Top-Dead-Center Butter Croissant at the Motor City Coffee Corner, realized that her team, the Detroit Tigers, are actually a Major League Baseball team in the AL Central and not a farm team for the New York Yankees.
Uhhhh...
Ouch!
PAM is barred from eating at the family table for his penchant for sticking his head in his bowl and slopping up the food.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
PAM is a spectacular Human Being.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Just as the spectacled bear is a spectacular bear! Pam has spectacular spectacles made out of spectacular spectacled bears
PAM wears is shoes on the wrong feet.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Pam wears other people's shoes, on the right feet, but she always picks shoes that have been worn by people with galloping foot rot. Consequently Pam is developing hooves.
PAM duels windmills.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Pam has an unhealthy interest in other people's egg eating habits.
PAM has incorrectly read the situation because of his over protectiveness of his pet chicken Esmeralda.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Pam does unspeakable things to ducks.
PAM thinks the moon is made of cheese.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Pam has a living menagerie of pond life, and her favourite omoeba is called George.