Thread: Pam

**Hawkman** · 06-13-2018, 04:23 PM

Pan has no front teeth, but strains her soup through her moustache

**Pompey Bum** · 06-13-2018, 05:01 PM

Pam understands that geese is a plural, but he thinks the singular is guess.

**kiz_paws** · 06-14-2018, 11:08 AM

PAM has the uncanny ability to blow air into his bicycle tires; he doesn't use a pump.

**Pompey Bum** · 06-14-2018, 12:13 PM

Hey, Kiz. I was worried about you.

Pam plucks all four of her eyebrows.

**kiz_paws** · 06-15-2018, 10:51 AM

PAM stuffs his turkey with coffee beans

**Pompey Bum** · 06-15-2018, 11:46 AM

Pam thinks knowing her *ss from her elbow is an unfair expectation.

**papayahed** · 06-15-2018, 08:16 PM

PAM wears suits made of peanut shells

**Pompey Bum** · 06-16-2018, 06:11 AM

Pam paddles a canoe made of recycled Kleenex.

(Nice to have you back).

**kiz_paws** · 06-19-2018, 09:55 AM

PAM doesn't require a helmet when cycling, as his head is 100% pure bone

**Pompey Bum** · 06-19-2018, 10:12 AM

Pam puts lipstick on her cat.

**kiz_paws** · 06-26-2018, 01:02 PM

PAM looks good in a lampshade....

**Pompey Bum** · 06-26-2018, 01:44 PM

Pam keeps talking while she guzzles Scotch-- then wipes her face and licks her hand.

**kiz_paws** · 06-28-2018, 10:16 AM

Some cause happiness wherever they go... PAM causes happiness whenever he goes....

**Pompey Bum** · 07-02-2018, 06:21 AM

Pam saves breath mints in her belly button.

**kiz_paws** · 07-05-2018, 07:07 PM

PAM brushes his teeth with cat litter.....