Royal Navy slang apparently. A lot of the words in his dictionary come from there.Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
Royal Navy slang apparently. A lot of the words in his dictionary come from there.Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
Please Sir Xamonas,
can we have more?
I remember reading a humor column once with a whole mess of funny words that were made up. I'll post the link when I have more time.
Por una cabeza
Si ella me olvida
Qué importa perderme
Mil veces la vida
Para qué vivir
Lady Rachel,Originally Posted by rachel
I will post more as soon as I find where I left my friends printout. Have patience.
XC
Here's a good one.
Antimatopoeia (n) - A word that sounds absolutely nothing like the sound of the thing that it describes.
Examples are:
Cymbal
Recorder (the instrument)
Complain
Better words to describe these objects would be:
Skinch
Troot
and Myaarng respectively.
When we were in Computer Class and the Prof. got into a boring lecture, we used to vie with each other to make up the craziest definition for computer terms. A few:
Motherboard: Mom's heard that excuse one time too many!
CD-ROM: What you do after you come in de door.
Floppy drive: Driving on a flat tire.
Scanner: To look a prospective date over carefully, guys.
Hard Drive: Four flats.
RAM: A large, male sheep. Duh!
DRAM: Small amout of drink, hardly worth drinking.
Network: Job title for those deep sea fishing trips
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Fun thread PenDragon! Loved everybody's posts. Particularly like Anna's "anthropoetologist". I heard that an entenmannologist is somebody who is an expert in Entenmann's donuts, cookies, cakes and danishes.
Today I was looking up the word for a baby swan, was it gosling or swanling? It turns out it's neither, the word for a baby swan is cygnet. But that seemed like a good word for something completely different, like a web signature or an internet icon. And then Googling cygnet I came across the word dongle, which doesn't mean remotely what it sounds like, lol, " a mechanism for ensuring that only authorized users can copy or use specific software applications".
There are unofficial collective nouns for animals, such as:
peep of chicks
float of crocodiles
pod of dolphins
gaggle of geese
pride of lions
pace of donkeys
coo of doves
cast of ferrets
skulk of foxes
skein of geese (in flight)
glint of goldfish
drift of hogs
scold of jays
ascension of larks
mischief of mice
romp of otter
company of parrots
huddle of penguins
parcel of penguins
congregation of plovers
pod of porpoises
crash of rhinos
clamor of rooks
shiver of shark
host of sparrows
sneak of weasels
There are also some fun unofficial words in the PseudoDictionary:
http://www.pseudodictionary.com/search.php?letter=a
Some of those collective nouns are "official," but to me, ferrets will always be collected into a fesynes, and larks into an exaltation. Ducks go about by the badelynge, unless they are shelducks, in which case they are a dopping.
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Voices mysterious far and near,
Sound of the wind and sound of the sea,
Are calling and whispering in my ear,
Whifflingpin! Why stayest thou here?
Hi dear Whifflingpin,Originally Posted by Whifflingpin
Happy Birthday yesterday! I wish you a wonderful year!
You have a nice face. <I looked at your public profile page>
Are some of those collective nouns official? I remember that delightful book as a kid, A Gaggle of Geese by Eve Merriam, illustrated By Paul Galdone. I thought her names for groups of animals were her creation. Maybe they've become official over the years? Or maybe a few of those collective nouns like a pride of lions are official?
A fesynes of ferrets? hmmm, That prompted me to Google it:
"The 'proper term' for a group of ferrets is given in a number of
fifteenth-century manuscripts, with various spellings, in true
medieval style:
a Besynys of fferettys
a Besynes of ferettis
a Besynesse of ferettes
a besynes of ferettes
a Besenes of Ferret
a Besenes of Firets
The editor Hodgkin remarks: 'The characteristic attribute of a
ferret. Those who have been out ferreting with grasp this
reference to the animal's businesslike and methodical manner of
attending to its work'.
The form 'fesnyng' etc. is based on a misreading by a 19th-century
scholar, who read one of these manuscripts as 'a fesynes of ferrets'
(although I rather like the idea it suggests of 'a fuzziness of
ferrets').
In Middle English, the word means literally 'busy-ness'."
Way cool.
Ah, an exaltation of larks is the name I used to think of if I ever thought of larks in the plural, until I heard Ralph Vaughan Williams' Lark Ascending.
Holy Mallard, "Badelynge is a little-known and obsolete collective noun for a group of ducks. Notable for its inclusion in the Dictionary Of Obsolete And Provincial English"...
Dang, some of the official words are delightfully strange! LOL
Your use of dopping made me Google that and Holy Goose Feathers, what fun collective nouns for birds!
A post-birthday present for you Whifflingpin:
An excerpt from The Lark Ascending, by George Meredith:
He rises and begins to round,
He drops the silver chain of sound,
Of many links without a break,
In chirrup, whistle, slur and shake...
For singing till his heaven fills,
'Tis love of earth that he instils,
And ever winging up and up,
Our valley is his golden cup
And he the wine which overflows
To lift us with him as he goes...
Thank you, AquamarineNYC, for your greetings, your kind words, your present and your links.
An assemblage of solitaries - how perverse.
A fling of stid - sounds fun, if you know what a stid may be - it's not in my dictionary or Audubon's Birds of America or the AA Book of British Birds.
But I'm sorry, I just don't believe "a graveyard of shovellers"
Voices mysterious far and near,
Sound of the wind and sound of the sea,
Are calling and whispering in my ear,
Whifflingpin! Why stayest thou here?
Thanks, but it's not MY thread. That would be XC. But yes, it's loads of fun!Originally Posted by aquamarineNYC
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Thanks for clearing that up Pen. I've dropped the lawsuit.Originally Posted by Pendragon
And shouldn't it be a chest of tits? Or am I thinking of something else?
ROFL, Thank God you've dropped the lawsuit Xamonas! Phew <wiping sweat off brow>Originally Posted by Xamonas Chegwe
A chest of tits. nyuck nyuck. bad. very bad. Looks like you're talking about chicks, not birds or you're British and talking about all three? For some bizarre unconscious reason I can't figure out your pun made me think of a dirge of tax accountants. A swizzle of bartenders. A shrill of Bollywood movies.
In your original post, the Great One that started this marvellous thread, I really do love some listed:
Cribvirgin (n) - someone whose first post in a forum is an attempt to get someone else to write their essay / dissertation / course work.
(After my second post to this forum somebody did write me a private post asking me to do this!)
Elton (n) (vt) - the word in a song that you are singing along to that is completely different to the one you actually sang. To sing this word.
(lol, that is an excellent word!)
Gamlin (n) - the act of getting one's partner's name wrong in bed.
(ouch! ROFL!)
Klint (n) - the croaky tone of voice adopted when ringing into work sick.
(identification ROFL!!!)
Ludlow (vi) - to speak very loudly on public transport whilst wearing headphones.
(As a victim of NYC subway ludlow I can attest to the dire need for naming this public hazard.)
Quilson (n) - the state of somebody's hair immediately after removing a hat.
(nice)
Vernon (n) - a person that comes and talks to you through the door at a party when you are in the bathroom being sick.
(A confusing term. Is this vernon person kind or a useless dufus user? Both?)
Zankle (n) - the overwhelming desire to bite into a new bar of soap.
(hmm, not impressed with this one. I think zankle might be better used to describe an actual experience, not an imagined one, but not sure which experience, lol. Maybe the effect of biting into tinfoil?)
There's charming Japanese onomatopoeia used in anime that you might like:
boin boin for a well endowed woman. Hope that's not too risque for our forum here. Japanese sounds in writing are fun too. Japlish makes me smile.
Is there a word that means onomatopoeia for one's opinions rather than one's senses? Hmm, maybe one's opinions are informed by one's senses? Oh dear, I'm drifting...
Sorry I put you in hot water dear PenDragon. I need to better learn the thread ropes of this particular forum. Loved your posts though.
"An assemblage of solitaries" my cup of irony. A "fling of stid", hmmm, a cousin of XC's "chest", could be a precursor or a postprandial? I suppose those shovellers aren't the happy Brighton Beach kind.Originally Posted by Whifflingpin
Some words, like callipygian, intended to sound pleasant end up sounding dreary and I think might be redefined, ahem, associated with something else. However, certain words, like mullet, seem just right, once an unofficial neologism and then gone mainstream.
Certain mental illnesses, such as schizophrenia, may be indicated by an overuse or bizarre use of neologisms:
"Neologisms, an abnormality seen in the thinking, speaking, and writing of people with schizophrenia, are words that have meaning only to the person speaking them. For example, the word teardom in "I hereby teardom your happiness" is a neologism. There is no such word."
"There is no such word." seems kinda harsh to me, since neologisms are cooked up all the time by people, including psychiatrists, who, presumably, do not have schizophrenia. Schizotypal Personality Disorder, which is different from schizophrenia, also has neologisms as a symptom.
Some cool unofficial words are spoonerisms, like:
A Nosty Fright
The roldengod and the soneyhuckle,
the sack eyed blusan and the wistle theed
are all tangled with the oison pivy,
the fallen nine peedles and the wumbleteed.
A mipchunk caught in a wobceb tried
to hip and skide in a dandy sune
but a stobler put up a EEP KOFF sign.
Then the un****y lellow met a phytoon
and was sept out to swea. He difted for drays
till a hassgropper flying happened to spot
the boolish feast all debraggled and wet,
covered with snears and tot.
Loonmight shone through the winey poods
where rushmooms grew among risted twoots.
Back blats flew between the twees
and orned howls hounded their soots.
A kumkpin stood with a tooked creeth
on the sindow will of a house
where a icked wold itch lived all alone
except for her stoombrick, a mitten and a kouse.
"Here we part," said hassgropper.
"Pere we hart," said mipchunk, too.
They purried away on opposite haths,
both scared of some "Bat!" or "Scoo!"
October was ending on a nosty fright
with scroans and greeches and chanking clains,
with oblins and gelfs, coaths and urses,
skinning grulls and stoodblains.
Will it ever be morning, Nofember virst,
skue bly and the sappy hun, our friend?
With light breaves of wall by the fayside?
I sope ho, so that this oem can pend.
MAY SWENSON
In Other Words, Alfred A. Knopf, New York, 1987
A popular spoonerism that I've always liked is "Bitter and twisted" turned into "Twitter and bisted", like "Don't get all twitter and bisted."
ok tata (sign on Indian license plates)...
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A Vernon is very much the latter. He is so lonely and feels so left out at parties that he latches onto a captive audience whenever possible. Vernons usually congregate in the kitchen (although congregate is not really the right word - not even a Vernon would be seen talking to a Vernon) and start up conversations with any members of the opposite sex that are too far gone with alcohol or other intoxicants to recognise them for what they are. The mere fact that the other party has to run to the bathroom to hurl doesn't stop them; they follow, talking the while. Vernons can also be found trying to take advantage of those that have passed out on top of the pile of coats in the spare bedroom.Originally Posted by aquamarineNYC
Nobody knows how Vernons end up at parties in the first place (no-one admits to inviting them and they completely lack the normal chutzpah necessary for successfully gatecrashing) but every party has at least one of each sex - and they always bring a bottle of sherry which never gets opened.