~fires a few Fish Chum Arrows (What? It's possible...) into the water to keep the sharks distracted~
~fires a few Fish Chum Arrows (What? It's possible...) into the water to keep the sharks distracted~
"Now I did a job. I ain't got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regards to my character, so let me make this abundantly clear: I do the job. And then I get paid."
- Capt. Malcolm Reynolds
SHARKS??!!! Hey sharks?? do you think I could poisen them with Tea Tree oil infected Choclate orange or even better the choclate made with gee?
humm robing Fire a few these in the sea for me
*but wait I ned my note book to observe like.
My mission in life is to make YOU smile
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"The time has come," the Walrus said,"To talk of many things:
Forum Rules- You know you want to read 'em
|Litnet Challange status = 5/260
|currently reading
~grabs the Chocolate Orange Arrow he pinned to the mast earlier and fires it out into the ocean, before shooting a standard arrow at the ship's bell, ringing it loudly~
COOOME AND GEEET IT!!!
"Now I did a job. I ain't got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regards to my character, so let me make this abundantly clear: I do the job. And then I get paid."
- Capt. Malcolm Reynolds
DONT lean over to far and fall!!!!!!!!
My mission in life is to make YOU smile
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"The time has come," the Walrus said,"To talk of many things:
Forum Rules- You know you want to read 'em
|Litnet Challange status = 5/260
|currently reading
No worries. If I fall in, I can always call my buddy Aquaman to bail me out.
"Now I did a job. I ain't got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regards to my character, so let me make this abundantly clear: I do the job. And then I get paid."
- Capt. Malcolm Reynolds
before the sharks??
My mission in life is to make YOU smile
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"The time has come," the Walrus said,"To talk of many things:
Forum Rules- You know you want to read 'em
|Litnet Challange status = 5/260
|currently reading
Sure!...I think. At any rate, I'm a superhero! How hard could it be to keep my bala--
~slips on a wildberry juice spill~
--AAAAHHHhhhh...~kersplash~
"Now I did a job. I ain't got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regards to my character, so let me make this abundantly clear: I do the job. And then I get paid."
- Capt. Malcolm Reynolds
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh *goes into panic mode running around cartoon style piling up bandages*
wait a minute Im -ok was before I burnt the place down and was fired- an aprrentice apprentice magician I bet I could lift him up with magic
closes eyes and points but umm guess what as yousal somthing went wrong and now you are a rubber ducky.
My mission in life is to make YOU smile
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"The time has come," the Walrus said,"To talk of many things:
Forum Rules- You know you want to read 'em
|Litnet Challange status = 5/260
|currently reading
Quack? Quack quack squeak quack? QUACK!!!! Quack-quack quack quack squeak squack quack-quack!! QUACK!! QUACK-QUACK!!
(Translation: Wha...? What happened to me? AAAAHHHHH!!!! You've turned me into a rubber duck! AAAHH! SHARKS!!!)
"Now I did a job. I ain't got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regards to my character, so let me make this abundantly clear: I do the job. And then I get paid."
- Capt. Malcolm Reynolds
OH NO! wait do you think sharks know they cant digest you?
you might be safe you know? but NOPE ahhhhhhhhh OH dear maybe we need a sea coffin soon No ILL CHANGE YOU BACK
if I rember how???
My mission in life is to make YOU smile
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"The time has come," the Walrus said,"To talk of many things:
Forum Rules- You know you want to read 'em
|Litnet Challange status = 5/260
|currently reading
((In case anyone's interested, there IS a method to the madness that is Rubber Duckese. "Quack-quack" represents contractions and compound words or phrases, "squeak" represents prepositions, conjunctions, and articles, and "quack" represents everything else))
Quack-quack QUACK quack quack squeak quack quack quack, squeak quack quack quack, quack-quack quack quack quack squeak!!
(Translation: You'd BETTER remember how to change me back, or so help me, I'll bite your eyebrows off!!)
"Now I did a job. I ain't got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regards to my character, so let me make this abundantly clear: I do the job. And then I get paid."
- Capt. Malcolm Reynolds
Dont get nasty with me ! I did warn you , anyway I dont have eyebrows anymore I lost them in an umm.... accident
Good a NET!
LEans over and fishes one very angry rubber ducky out of the water....
My mission in life is to make YOU smile
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"The time has come," the Walrus said,"To talk of many things:
Forum Rules- You know you want to read 'em
|Litnet Challange status = 5/260
|currently reading
Quack, quack quack?? Squeakety ((prepositional phrase shorthand)), quack quack quack quack? Quack squeak quack quack, quack-quack quack QUACK squeak, quack!!
(Translation: Great, now what?? By the way, do you have tonsils? Because if you do, I'll bite THOSE off, instead!!)
"Now I did a job. I ain't got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regards to my character, so let me make this abundantly clear: I do the job. And then I get paid."
- Capt. Malcolm Reynolds
I was born with out them.
Hey I bet youll make a great weapon just catpult you onto another ship. And youll never get sick because guess what your plastic, or old or tierd.
Maybe the captin wont kill be for transphorming his best archer after all.
My mission in life is to make YOU smile
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"The time has come," the Walrus said,"To talk of many things:
Forum Rules- You know you want to read 'em
|Litnet Challange status = 5/260
|currently reading
QUACK!! SQUEAK QUACK SQUEAKETY QUACK QUACK SQUEAKETY!!
(Translation: BEHOLD!! THE WRATH OF THE ARCHER IS AT HAND!!)
~begins bashing Night over the head with his Rubber Ducky self~
"Now I did a job. I ain't got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regards to my character, so let me make this abundantly clear: I do the job. And then I get paid."
- Capt. Malcolm Reynolds
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