Who do you guys think has the funniest quotes.
I'd vote for Douglas Adams.
Who do you guys think has the funniest quotes.
I'd vote for Douglas Adams.
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear - From Frank Herbert's Dune Book Series
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Dorothy Parker. When she was informed that former President Calvin Coolidge had just died, she quipped: "How could they tell?"
I also love the wit of Oscar Wilde and Mark Twain.
Wilde: "A good friend stabs you in the front."
Twain: "Whenever I get the urge for strenuous exercise, I lay down until the feeling goes away."
What did he say anway?
Originally Posted by Levenbreech Vor
I second Mark Twain, he is really funny.
Also Woody Allen is way up there on my "funny quote ladder"
Levenbreech Vor
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear - From Frank Herbert's Dune Book Series
Will Rogers: Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggie" untill you find a rock.
"An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you just found out."
"Rome collapsed because it had a Senate,now whats going to happen to us with a Senate and a House."
"A zebra does not change spots!"
-Al Gore
"OBGYN's out there that can't practice, their, their love with women!"
-W. Bush
"I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman."
-Arnie
"Thats a good looking mummy! If I were single I would ask that mummy out on a date"
-Clinton
Good times. I just watched a show on the stupidest/funniest quotes ever said.
Twain, Wilde, and Churchill - the quotation trifecta.
Por una cabeza
Si ella me olvida
Qué importa perderme
Mil veces la vida
Para qué vivir
I agree...Wilde has some of the best quotes ever!
"Then let them execute me in my absence"
Brendan Behan, on being informed that the I.R.A. had sentenced him to death in his absence.
I absolutely adore Oscar Wilde; I find him very funny.
I don't really have a quote that I find the most comical, but for some reason I laughed so hard when a character in The Thee Musketeers said, "Ah! You have killed me!"
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. (Einstein)
Love doesn't make the world go round,
love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
"I am nobody
Nobody is perfect
Therefore, I must be perfect!"
- Anon
This guy - Anon - well he wins hands down everytime if you ask me!!! He says alot of quirky things throughout the ages....
OSCAR WILDE (fall on your knees....worship the god)
WOODY ALLEN
Here's a genius neglected on this thread-WODEHOUSE, his dialogue is embellished with hysteria-inducing gems.