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    Self-Test for Literature abuse

    From http://toniaizu.home.netcom.com/d09.html

    1. I have read fiction when I was depressed or to cheer myself up.
    2. I have gone on reading binges of an entire book or more in a day.
    3. I read rapidly, often "gulping" chapters.
    4. I sometimes read early in the morning or before work.
    5. I have hidden books in different places to sneak a chapter without being seen.
    6. Sometimes I avoid friends or family obligations in order to read novels.
    7. Sometimes I re-write film or television dialog as the characters speak.
    8. I often read alone.
    9. I have pretended to watch television while secretly reading.
    10. I keep books or magazines in the bathroom for a "quick nip."
    11. I have denied or "laughed off" criticism of my reading habit.
    12. Heavy reading has caused conflicts with my family or spouse.
    13. I am unable to enjoy myself with others unless there is a book nearby.
    14. I seldom leave my house without a book or magazine.
    15. When travelling, I pack a large bag full of books.
    16. At a party, I will often slip off unnoticed to read.
    17. Reading has made me seek haunts and companions which I would otherwise avoid.
    18. I have neglected personal hygiene or household chores until I finished a novel.
    19. I become nervous, disoriented, or fearful when I must spend more than 15 minutes without reading matter.
    20. I have spent money meant for necessities on books instead.
    21. I have sold books to support my reading "habit."
    22. I have daydreamed about becoming a rich & famous writer, or "word-pusher."
    23. I have attempted to check out more library books than is permitted.
    24. Most of my friends are heavy fiction readers.
    25. I have sometimes passed out or woken groggy or "hung-over" after a night of heavy reading.
    26. I have suffered 'blackouts' or memory loss from a bout of reading.
    27. I have wept, become angry or irrational because of something I read.
    28. I have sometimes wished I did not read so much.
    29. Sometimes I think my fiction reading is out of control.

    If you answered 'yes' to five or more of these questions, you may be a literature abuser.

    Affirmative responses to ten or more indicates a serious reading problem --seek help now!

    Fifteen or more "yes" responses indicates a severe or chronic "readaholic" personality. Intervention is seldom effective at this stage.

    Heeheee yup, readaholic here...

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    Re: Sel-Test for Literature abuse

    Quote Originally Posted by den
    Affirmative responses to ten or more indicates a serious reading problem --seek help now!
    H E L P!!!!


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    Re: Self-Test for Literature abuse

    Which ones did you test positive for, den?

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    :P I tested `positive' for most of them, so I'll tell you the ones I DIDN'T say yes to...

    #7 - No I don't try to re-write lines for tv or movie characters

    #9 - I've never pretended to watch tv so that I can read instead.

    #16 - At parties I party, to read would be just rude. :P

    #18 - I don't think I have ever neglected my personal hygiene in order to read more.

    And #24 - No most of my friends aren't heavy readers, fiction or non.

    And what about you ?

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    I stopped. Only losers read.

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    Well now you know you're not allowed here if you don't read! :o

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    I read porn. Can I please stay?

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    Oh yeah great articles in porn huh? :P

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    Gay porn, too.

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    Only said yes to 4 questions. Whew

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    Heh, _only_ 4?? You're lucky...

    Quote Originally Posted by crisaor
    Only said yes to 4 questions. Whew

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    I said yes to more or less 8 of them (because I counted 2 of them as 1 since they're half true for me...). Even if #27 is very true... but it must be very true for most readers, I think...

    And how I wish I could hide and read at parties...I'd avoid getting depressed everytime I hear the word 'party'.
    dead on the inside, i've got nothing to prove
    keep me alive and give me something to lose

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    For more information, 1,2,8 and 22. Honestly, the "to dream about becoming a writer" is rather common and only means to be a full-grown writer at some point, nothing to do with fame or riches in my case.
    Anyway, I wouldn't give much credit to that "literature-abuse" test. I don't consider it to be anything more than a joke.

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    Geez, den, he saw right through your crafty euphemism.

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    Of course it's a joke, just another online quiz that hopefully most people don't take seriously, like IQ tests for example. :P

    Just picture me smacking Abdo with a hardcover!



    Quote Originally Posted by crisaor
    For more information, 1,2,8 and 22. Honestly, the "to dream about becoming a writer" is rather common and only means to be a full-grown writer at some point, nothing to do with fame or riches in my case.
    Anyway, I wouldn't give much credit to that "literature-abuse" test. I don't consider it to be anything more than a joke.

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