Here's little something..
An American is visiting his friend in the UK. They're sightseeing and the British fellow points a building with his finger and starts rambling: "That is a perfect example of British architecture. You can clearly see our superiority..."
The American get a little ticked off and interrupts: "Oh, please. We have thousands of buildings like that in the States. Let me tell you, THOUSANDS."
The Brit replies: "Oh, that I'm sure of. It IS a mental hospital after all."