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Thread: Dear Mom, I put a couple of people in Hell today.

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    I'd hate to see this thing die. I really would. I wonder where abs is anyway?
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    I hope he is okay. I kinda miss his antics.

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    Some of us have to work.

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    what do you do? [work I mean]
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    I work at a post office. I control the flow of information.

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    I am known as the Postmaster. I am pure light and energy.

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    of course. how could I miss that?
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    You were not informed.

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    Originally posted by AbdoRinbo
    I work at a post office. I control the flow of information.
    You know, nobody really needs mail...
    Ningún hombre llega a ser lo que es por lo que escribe, sino por lo que lee.
    - Jorge Luis Borges

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    Welcome back Abdo.

    Do you guys ever get bombs in mail?

    Or is that just a huge exageration?

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    Hey Stan.

    Bombs? Nah, we've got a sign up that says 'it is illegal to ship explosives', which encompasses everything from firecrackers and zippo lighters to weapons-grade plutonium. What more do you people want from us?

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    well, whenever I mail weapons grade plutonium it always reaches it's destination. Albeit not promptly.

    hey abs, do you work when it rains?
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    Originally posted by crisaor
    You know, nobody really needs mail...
    I NEED mail as much as the air I breathe. I'm addicted to the good old letter writing. Sometimes I think that the whole Italian postal service lives on me...

    Btw, what (the hell ) was this thread about???
    dead on the inside, i've got nothing to prove
    keep me alive and give me something to lose

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    I can't remember.

    Anyway it seems that only christmass, terrorists( ), and big buisnesses like banks use mail.
    Everybody else uses the computer.

    With the exception of fayefaye and her weapon grade plutonium.

    ps.

    In chem class we learned how to make chlorine gas and incidernay explosives. I think our teacher works for osama.

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    Faye, I work inside of a post office. I weigh packages and stamp them, that's all. I don't plan on staying there for long, I'm just saving some money so I can go to Dublin this summer.

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