Lionel Richie
Began getting itchy
But only in the afternoons
Never in the mornings
Beneath the awnings
And it had nothing to do with his spoons
Lionel Richie
Began getting twitchy
But only at first light
Though not in the Summer
Which would have been a bummer
Curse this Winter blight!
Lionel Richie
Began getting glitchy
But only during brunch
He did some flips
And wobbled his lips
Fortunately all symptoms gone by lunch