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    Sunlight & Rain Getting Married
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Poetry crashes through your window
    And now you’re suddenly infected by poetry
    The disease of poetry turns the sunlight into verbs & nouns & adjectives
    That are falling all over the page
    And now the entire universe explodes out of the page
    And your studio apartment is filled with thousands-of-swirling-galaxies
    And then you marry your dog
    And all the space aliens applaud

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    lol !

    Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
    tailor
    tailor

    who am I but a stitch in time
    what if I were to bare my soul
    would you see me origami

    7-8-2015

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    Thank you Tailor! Glad you enjoyed it!
    Next poem:

    ReaLity – rEaliTy – reAlitY!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Flying penises are the answer!
    As we skip down the street of wet dreams
    And our wet dreams & poetry will together paint a new sensual civilization
    Where the bouncing-bouncing-sky
    Will pee the Enlightenment all over us!
    And now it’s time for the insanity of reality
    Because the poem is ending

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    Idiotilogical Zoos for Space Alien Words/?!/,,!;
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Big sperm machines for flying monkeys!
    Outerspace is knocking on your door!
    What and where the sCraMbLed-bRaiNs-sYmPhonY?
    Big blappers for everybody with too many heads!
    Penis! – Penis! – Penis! for all the fish in the ocean!
    Can you nipples all day??

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    Blood on Canvas…

    For Hermann Nitsch

    All poetry must be dripping in blood!
    I urinate this poem all over the literary world!
    We must sacrifice a thousand animals & human beings every time we write a poem!
    All Poets must be screeching animals howling naked through the streets!
    Write poetry with slashing knives & daggers & swords!
    Dismember everyone you see as you scream your poetry at them!
    Proclaim our Testicles to be gods!
    Glory to the Neanderthal Poets of the Devil’s Playground!
    Listen to the 10 Million Gods in your Testicles!
    The wisdom of spermatozoa shall unleash the floodgates…
    Let the floods of spermatozoa & poetry drown the world…
    In the Liberation of Our Manhood!

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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    Sing With Your Feet
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Grab the universe in your hands
    And twist-&-flip-&-turn the universe into a sculpture
    Grab all the buildings in your hands
    And bash-&-form-&-turn all the buildings into a city
    Swim with thousands of languages in your brains
    Run through a landscape of words screeaaming to be written
    Vomit endless-disturbing-realities all over the page
    Sing your woRd-sCuLpTuRes with your pen
    Become a new reality

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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    Do the Do Do!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Defecate your pink elephants everywhere!
    Pick all those screaming planets out of your nose!
    Let’s eat each other’s eyeballs!
    Our brain fires are spreading everywhere!
    So mate with inanimate objects now!
    Have You struck god down with lightning yet?

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    Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.

    Chocolate on My Penis!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    All the mouths flying around the universe
    The universe drooling out of our ears
    As our hands masturbate art & words together
    And the smokestacks belching a thousand-schizophrenic-languages into the sky
    And the smokestacks **** the sky to the rhythms of brain-damaged-music
    And a river-of-human-faces flow down the sidewalks
    And together singing so much bloober-blooper-bluuble
    As space alien nipples conquer the Earth
    With ferocious adjectives ejaculating out of the penis spaceships
    That **** the ending-of-the-poem up the ***

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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    Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.

    God Eating Out the Virgin Mary
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I am the thunderstorms in everybody’s balls!
    I am Santa Claus jumping out of everybody’s vaginas!
    I am the aurora borealis jumping out of everybody’s butt!
    The Alps of Cocaine & the Himalayas of Cocaine & the Great Rockies of Cocaine!
    Sing a thousand-obscene-words as you dance like bluppy-wuupy-ding
    Down the happy streets of other planets
    As you **** all the literary & art movements of all time
    And now you’re ejaculating romantic classical symphonies
    All over the walls of museums & art galleries around the world

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen

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    You Bleeping Bleeping With the Bleeper?
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Poems are ejaculations of words
    Poems are Penises ****ing thousands of solar systems
    And the beer flows through the poems like the happiest jizz
    Happy jizz! Happy jizz!
    Sculptures of sex!
    Delicious banquets of nipples!
    Steak & eggs & pussy juices!
    So much WOW & naked flesh!
    Boooooooiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnng!

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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    Faces Growing Out of Everything…
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Buildings are singing up!
    While streets go zing-zonging tits yippie!
    And the passerby go frothing down
    The sidewalks of adjectives
    That jump & boing & fly
    Across the land that screams with flames
    And the words rain down
    Splattering everywhere…

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    Your Penis! Now!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Your Penis will create new civilizations!
    Your eyes will see only hallucinations!
    You will slash & cut through reality!
    Your world will be orgasmic!
    Music will splash its orgasmic sounds all over you
    You will jump & run through landscapes of music
    You will try and build new planets with musical notes
    muSicaL nOteS & mUsiCal noTes & muSicaL nOteS
    The Devil will be the conductor
    As the Symphony of Sins
    Plays fellatio & orgies & immaculate conceptions
    All night long

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    Butterflies Talking the Up on Jupiter
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A Plap-blup-blup-blup PRO!ONG factory that builds
    Huge fish monsters for the outer sky
    Is the place where
    Howza yappa flippy doin’, brother?
    And now the big talking dildos
    (On two legs)
    Will talk of the “hey, whaza hip BONK pa-luppity be? You dig?”
    ‘Cause elephants be like, “I am soooo up into this big horse’s *** that
    WOOOOOO PLUPPY WIIIIIIING!”
    So cum-cum-cum cuuuuuuum on down to the
    End-of-the-World Celebration!
    Bring your feet!

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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    A Fauvist Face for Breakfast…
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    An assembly line of crazy verbs
    Is jumping like kangaroo brains both night & day
    Through the factories of syphilis & gonorrhea
    That are as happy herpes as all the political speeches
    Of these liberal & conservative blah-blah-blah machines
    Of the capitalist bleeuuurrrrgh!
    And now, it’s time for lots of ejaculations of glory hallelujah!
    So give me the Nobel Prize for the Hairiest Butt in the Universe!
    Hello?

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen

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    Sideways to a Somersaulting Somewhere…
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Up so high with magical strawberries!
    You poopin’ your zuppin’ into the Queen’s head?
    Blabbering blibberings so crashing & collapsing!
    The drums are creating new civilizations and more new civilizations and more new civilizations!
    We gotta be boing with the down with the KILL-KILL-KILL!
    We be so rainbows that we jump to all the planets!
    We gotta be zillions of stars!

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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