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    Red, White, & Blue Toilet Paper for Your Happy Booty Hole!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Whereas, the boobies of world peace
    And the booty holes of American democracy
    And the red white & blue testicles of Uncle Sam
    And the pornographic gang-bang of the Statue of Liberty with all the big balls of the NBA
    And the liberal lickety-lickety-lickety of the pussy-wussy of Lady Liberty’s luscious dripping hole afterwards
    And the conservative cunnilingus of liberty & justice for all
    Be it resolved, that, Uncle Sam’s lips around the big capitalist ****
    And the zaps that go bluumph in the boink-boink
    Is the yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    Of the waa-waa-waa of the trumpet doing titty-titty-tots
    With the 535 transvestite whores of Congress
    Peeing the end of the poem all over each other

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    Words Galloping Everywhere
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The flames jumping out of the words
    The millions of yesterdays rushing around & around you
    The music of strawberry colors
    The horny statues in the plaza winking at the passerby
    The musical notes crashing in every direction…

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen

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    Herpes for Everybody!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Penis zops to the blueberries!
    Pussy skidaledop for happy space aliens!
    Massive-nipple-rallies in the streets because strawberry Baroque-rococo!
    We celebrate booty hole on all the planets!
    Buttocks for me! Buttocks for you!
    So much jism for the culture wars!
    Where’s the sexy sheep to politically awoke us?
    My herpes believe in family values!
    What do your herpes believe in?

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    More Poetry Poo-Poo for Delicious Sunny Now!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Crazy-banana-symphonies for everybody!
    Too much penis for the sky!
    Lots of boinging & bopping!
    The earthquakes all over your face are happy!
    Spaceships are cumming to save you!
    Jesus Christ will save you with lots of immaculate conception!
    All the Jesus Christ clones on the spaceships are cumming & cumming!
    What’s the blop? Who’s the bleep? When’s the pooh-pooh?

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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    Hello! You Makin’ Big Plastic Boobs With the Weather?
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    You been zulaapin’ with those horny kangaroos again?
    What?! Horny kangaroos no poopy the whoops with bong-bong!
    You big fwoopy! You keep raining your New York City all over everybody!
    Everybody go horny kangaroo the naughty verbs, you dig?
    Huh? How you gonna glappa-glappa the glops if goopies are goin’ gong-gong?
    Me big boogers! You go big buttocks with your garbage truck mouth now!
    What??!! Go smelly-public-outhouse with that capitalist politics poo-poo!
    Man, I’m oughta this big herpes now!
    Bye!

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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    Today’s Weather Forecast: Big Black Dick & Kangaroos & Lots of Orange
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Blasts of BOOM-BOOM!
    Hurrah for the BAM for the CRA!SH for the BANG!
    Banging-banging-banging boopers for blupiting blabber-blabbers!!
    Huh? You ha-ha-ha-ing with all the hopping hookers?
    We gonna fly and Blam-Blam-Blam and sing!
    Because tomorrow is the sunlight of your wet dreams!
    Because yesterday is too many tornadoes for you!
    You gonna torpedo through today?
    Ready?! How’s the whoops?

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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    Won’t You Please Give to the Charles Manson Memorial Fund?
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Give your used condoms to the Charles Manson Memorial Fund
    And we'll send you 10,000 horny dogs humping your leg
    Absolutely free! Just 6 billion dollars for shipping & handling
    And we’ll even include lots of herpes
    Absolutely free! Just send us a ship full of pink unicorns for shipping & handling
    And we’ll invade all the planets of the solar system
    Absolutely free! Just 100 decapitated heads for shipping & handling
    So call us for a free estimate on World War 3
    Operators from the insane asylum are standing by
    Call now!

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen

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    The Riots of Happiness!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I build as much crazy WOW
    As 1,000 rabid dogs biting history in the ***!
    So let’s riot the CRASHING music!
    Let’s sing the flying toilets into the sky!
    Let’s speak tornadoes with lots of anger!
    Let’s rage and rage and rage!
    Let’s dance a bunch of bright colors!
    Let’s kiss death…

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    Pee Pee
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Ding – Boc – Zippies for you!
    Lots of flying testicles for me!
    We bing-bonging on all the new moons surrounding the earth
    So up with penises!
    And down with up!
    So much testicklism!
    So much words to testicklism with!
    Now let’s do some yesterdays!
    Let’s yesterday some tomorrows!
    Let’s pee on each other!

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    Playing With Myself
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    When I pick up a pen I become a child playing with words
    I use the planets as bowling balls crashing through reality
    I pee my crazy imagery all over the world
    In a splash of surrealism that leaves everyone dripping with joy
    I blow up reality
    With my spermatozoa-torpedoes exploding words everywhere
    My poems are playgrounds
    And the infinity of my imagination
    Turns the universe into Wolf Larsen’s playground

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    Everything Booms & Bashes & Screams!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Cities and words are jumping out of each other
    While fires and earthquakes are dancing around each other
    And voices and music keep flying back-and-forth across the Earth’s landscape
    Then everybody’s heads become volcanoes spewing art into the sky
    And the continents & oceans roll & crash & swirl around each other
    On this giant-fiery-testicle called Earth

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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    Happy Doo-Doo to You!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I no testicles for world peace!
    Huh?! You blupin’ blapin’ the sexy skittledobop again?
    No, I booty-booty the nuclear submarines with lots of shine!
    What?! How you gonna boom-boom the mushroom clouds without lots of disco music!
    Yes, I disco music the boom-boom with my right hand & my penis every day!
    But space alien jizz is selling at the price of gold!
    I know, that’s why I yes & no the sexy-sexy-flying-bullets with tender loving care!
    Well, good luck with the horny grizzly bears!
    I ready for grizzly bears, I have lots of Cubist & Impressionist dildos!
    Okay, I gotta go take a poo-poo on the moon!
    See you! Have a happy poo-poo!

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen

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    Testicle Temples for Glorious Glory!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Testicle! Testicle! Testicle!
    I proclaim it!
    I proclaim huge buttocks from outer space for everybody!
    I proclaim a new sky for us to smear our diarrhea on!
    Diarrhea songs for the up-up-up whoops!
    Whoops goes up & down with the flying words!
    Human & extraterrestrial heads bouncing & bouncing together through the morning news!
    So I love you!

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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    Love Too Much Up!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Huge walls of human faces
    Cities flying out of all the human faces
    While the sky & the space aliens dance together
    And everyone dances poetry in the streets
    Then PLOP and BEEPITY-BEEPITY-BEEPITY happens!
    And lots of blue!
    Too many feet and not enough penises!
    So love your testicles!
    Let’s kiss each other’s moons!
    Here we boing-boing to the go-go!

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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    diSco-mUsiC-skYscRapeRs!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Sunlight to bash the world together!
    Bash and bash and bash the nouns into the page!
    Go wild with verbs flying everywhere!
    Have sex with the adjectives!
    Eat a thousand exclamation points!
    Dance with one atomic reaction after another!
    Grab the universe and break it in half!
    Shove one solar system after another into your mouth!
    Chew & chew all the crunchy planets!
    Asteroids & comets flying around your stomach!
    Until you **** this poem into the toilet…

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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