Warning: Do NOT read this if you are offended by obscenity, or are very religious, or something like that.
Red, White, & Blue Toilet Paper for Your Happy Booty Hole!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Whereas, the boobies of world peace
And the booty holes of American democracy
And the red white & blue testicles of Uncle Sam
And the pornographic gang-bang of the Statue of Liberty with all the big balls of the NBA
And the liberal lickety-lickety-lickety of the pussy-wussy of Lady Liberty’s luscious dripping hole afterwards
And the conservative cunnilingus of liberty & justice for all
Be it resolved, that, Uncle Sam’s lips around the big capitalist ****
And the zaps that go bluumph in the boink-boink
Is the yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Of the waa-waa-waa of the trumpet doing titty-titty-tots
With the 535 transvestite whores of Congress
Peeing the end of the poem all over each other
Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen