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    I Graffiti the World With My Poetry!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I am the Penis of the world!
    I raise my arms and the universe jumps up!
    All eyes are my eyes!
    All hands are my hands!
    Wolf Larsen is now invading all the nations of the world!
    I will eat all your dogs & cats!
    I will impregnate all your wives & daughters with my poetry!
    I will win the Nobel Prize for Bestiality!
    I am the most beautiful ugly!
    Now! Me! Now! Me!

    Copyright 2023 by Wolf Larsen
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    The Fatherland! Sexy Feet! Now!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Some raspberry blah-blah-blah with space alien cum juices?
    Some Nobel Prize winning testicles on cum-in-my-face Mondays?
    What neon-zigzagging-spermatozoa in outer space this time?
    Who pulled the lever and made a thousand blue skies pour out?
    Who’s farting millions of poems everywhere?
    It’s time for the big buttocks of freedom!
    It’s time for the diarrhea of liberty & justice for all!
    Got that red-white-&-blue toilet paper?

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen

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    The Orchestra of Happy
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Words & skyscrapers are jumping everywhere!
    And the saxophone is exploding Chinese letters everywhere!
    Then zwips be whipping by!
    Huge Statue of Liberty pussy for everybody!
    What sinful symphonies can we eat now?
    Drink everybody’s face!
    We will march & dance & sing all the way to the moon!

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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    Zonga! Lots of Plop! You!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The bombs are crashing through the English language
    Houses are flying all around you
    Pink soldiers are skipping down the street
    Planets are exploding into words
    Dogs & cats are flying in from outer space
    And people keep throwing their faces at each other
    Soon, we will not exist

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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    Warning: do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.

    All the Poetry in Your Butt!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Doggy-doggy testicles now!
    Because this sCraMbLed-eGgs-sYmphOny is delicious!
    Your brains are thrashing & thrashing!
    Your sexy blow-up dolls of the American President & the Russian Czar are dancing around your studio apartment!
    It’s time to cum your poetry all over the faces of the Nobel Prize Committee!
    You’ll win the Nobel Prize for Cum!
    Then we’ll all live inside of giant poems!
    And rocketships of joy will spurt out of our Penises!

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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    Delicious You!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Wild extraterrestrial animals are jumping out of everything!
    Because I love tornadoes!
    And the silly symphonies are being cooked up in the sex kitchens
    While the booty-booty-brigades are invading!
    Everyone is being swallowed by extraterrestrial vaginas!
    The sky keeps meowing & meowing!
    Let’s all eat the moon!

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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    Love it

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    I just hope they want to Lick you instead of. . .

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    Thank you Nikolai. And thank you for the humor. I always enjoy a good giggle.
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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    Smile

    The Mind Wants to Conquer
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    This poem is a journey into eternity
    Huge emptiness
    Everything sleeps
    Except you
    You drive the poem across solar system after solar system
    You drink in verbs & nouns & adjectives
    That all jump into buildings & flying railroads & impossible thoughts
    That leak out of our heads
    And fall on everything
    And now everything is growing with music & mathematical equations
    Growing across an imagination the size of the universe

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen

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    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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    200 Nations – 200 Revolutions of Poetry Across the Earth
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    All the planets are burning with love
    As across the earth ruling classes crumble & crash into dust
    And the rocketships of lust blast off into the bedrooms
    As the hungry workers eat the capitalists
    And the guillotine sings its sweet song in every nation
    And the poem jumps and bumps
    The poem beeps and burps
    And you lay down in bed with the poem
    And you & the poem perform a Fernand Leger sculpture together

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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    Gong! Gong! Gong!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Words are brewing in the poem
    The bells summon the words to life
    The poem bangs & crashes its way out of its shell
    The poem flies in all directions
    The poem breathes with verbs
    The poem cuts & slashes with adjectives
    The poem thunders across the landscape
    The poem is a tornado
    The poem is an earthquake
    The poem is all of us

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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    Escape! Jump! You!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Help!
    Help the polar bears dancing on Mars!
    Brains growing everywhere in these meteor showers!
    Escape!
    Escape to the thoughts of space aliens!
    Jump!
    Jump to the words spinning around-and-around!
    You!
    You high on flying cannonballs yet??

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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    You are a genius -- listened finally to the full thing. Very good.

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    It is good to have a guardian angel. . . ANGEL.

    Anesthetized
    Neon
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    Earth
    Love (I'll promote your name also I'm not writing old poems for a while, but always look forward to yours.)

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