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    Red face Yummy Puppy In My Tummy (Poems by Wolf Larsen)

    Brains Dripping Everywhere…
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    She is walking across hundreds of years of happiness
    He has landmines inside his head
    She lost her vagina on the evening news
    His penis became dictator of a nation on a planet far far away
    She gave her mouth to a reptile
    He has nuclear missiles instead of spermatozoa
    She performed her poetry naked in front of thousands of frogs hopping & hopping everywhere
    Together, they will have children made out of sunlight

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen

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    BONG!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The poem splatters its words in all directions
    And words start swimming everywhere
    And blue splashes down from all the up
    While yellow flies up
    And words go blapping & flapping
    And sounds zuuup & fooobooong!
    While the smells of words flow & drip
    Then BANG!

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    PLOP! Hey You!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Foo-Foo-foofy sexy sexy Penis WOW!
    Bouncing bouncing booty boing!
    Hey, can we ride the orgasmic watermelon universe?
    Now collapsing – now exploding – now spreading!
    Everyone has eyeballs for you!
    So let’s boo-hoo the how-how!
    Let’s outer space in the bathroom together!
    Let’s march out into the closet!
    Beepy-Bong-Clash will happen soon!
    Big giant condoms over our brains now!
    Here we gooooooooooo

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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    We Love Beauty Booty!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I **** me blue skies into the planet Earth
    I yes blonkity-blonk with too much penis!
    Because up is my brains!
    With my cum stains all over the walls of Parliament
    I proclaim YIPPEEEE on every nation & every continent!
    Because why not make love with bullets flying everywhere?
    Why not kiss each other as the guillotine goes up-&-down?
    Let us find the words that will overturn the world…

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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    Clap to the Boom of the Bounce Bounce!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I bwoopin’ to the beats of the beepity bop!
    I paint bweepity bwoop all over the music
    I paint music all over your world
    As you walk down a street of bouncing bouncing words
    As the street bounces & bounces up & down the musical scales
    As the bright colors of music jump into your ears
    And your eyes see the jump jump of everything
    As your thoughts dash & whoop & dance
    All around a booming baping universe
    That flies around you with a smile...

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen

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    Warning: Do NOT read this if you are very religious, or if you have a problem with obscenity.

    Sunday Morning with Mushroom Clouds
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Repent!
    Repent for the penises of space aliens!
    Repent for the giant testicles in outer space!
    Glory hallelujah!
    Glory hallelujah to the fish ****ing in your brains!
    Glory hallelujah to the whoops and the booby-booby and the nipples!
    The time has cum!
    The time has cum for the USA to bomb outer space!
    The time has cum for the liberal tornadoes to jump out of our toilets!
    The time has cum for conservative cuu-cuu-clocks going tick-tock and bong!
    Shall we invade the bedroom together?

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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    The Night is Forever…
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    You sleep on a bed full of question marks
    Your eyes see the endless generations surging through the darkness
    Words in different languages begin strangling each other
    Heads floating everywhere begin laughing & laughing
    More words begin crawling all over the walls & the ceiling
    Millions of people begin flying into your room through the window
    Cannons on opposite sides of your room begin firing heaven & hell at each other
    Suddenly your room turns into a graveyard
    With gravestones all over the walls & ceiling
    And you wake up with an erection

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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    Wet Dream Poetry for the Bank of America…
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    His balls are the engine of economic growth!
    Her tits be calling the troops home!
    His mouth around my **** is the muppa-muppa of the yummy-yummy!
    And her booty does the seventh symphony around the seventh heaven!
    The nipples of democracy for everyone will save us!
    Free-market pussy for the ooppaa going pingy-pongy!
    Corporate testicles first-class now!
    Give the stock market a blow job!
    As the piano goes popity-blwuup-pong!

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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    Smash the Sunlight with Darkness!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I jump out of a thousand paintings and kiss you!
    The millions of dogs & cats in my testicles will save you!
    My poetry is a billion screaming zombies charging at you!
    Get on your knees before my poetry!
    Kiss all the words of my poetry
    Become infected by my poetry
    All the diseases of my poetry will ferment in the minds of men
    Until the ending of the poem erupts into a mushroom cloud

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen

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    1,000 Bananas Crying
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    She has purple hair down to her feet
    We are eating Bong & Bop & Blippy for breakfast
    Afterwards, I doo-doo into the toilet of my brains
    Then we listen to the strawberries going crazy
    And here comes the invasion of millions of sex dolls!
    You ready?!

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    A Tidal Wave of Me!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I am the Shakespeare of anal sex!
    I am the tat-tat-tat Blam-Blam-Blam of happiness!
    I am endless cocaine falling from the sky 24 hours a day!
    I am nuclear war in your booty hole!
    I am the forever of now!

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    A Third Ka–BOOM from the Sun
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Ka–BOOM yippee tat-tat-tat strawberry shortcake!
    Lick-lick-lick the loopy with your crazy tongue!
    The weather is nipples raining everywhere!
    Nipples-nipples-nipples for your blue-eyed tomorrow!
    Blue-eyed tomorrows with legs running everywhere!
    Liberal Demopublican nuclear war or conservative Republicrat nuclear war?
    White man or black woman pushing the atomic button?
    Zooping lippys for breakfast under zooming skies?
    Where’s the endless war today?
    Feed the human race to the monsters of war?
    Wide-open mouths of war swallowing us!

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    Sunshine, Syphilis, & Spermatozoa for All!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The whorehouses of the future will be built out of Frank Gehry’s orgasms
    Women will have a giant vagina instead of a face
    The oohs & aahs cumming from the whorehouses will be symphonies-of-sweetness
    Fields of happiness will embrace the whorehouses
    The whores with giant vaginas instead of faces will run for political office
    On the family values ticket of hoopa-happy-puppy stew
    And a transvestite Jesus Christ will be Prime Minister
    I end this poem with a big hug for the Devil

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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    Saturn’s Rings Are Cumming to You!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Penis invasions from outer space!
    Whooaaa to the whipping to the whooomp!
    Nuclear missiles to the Garden of Eden!
    Do you love me with lots of World War 3?
    I love you with all the McDonald’s on the moon!
    Together, we will conquer this bottle of whiskey!

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen

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    Hi! Herpes! Everybody!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Poems are attacking the human race!
    Huge intergalactic tornadoes are cumming to our solar system!
    Crazy spermatozoa are hiding everywhere!
    What neon lights booty-booty-booty now?
    You gonna escape to some other sunlight?

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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