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    Thank you Nikolai. You are very kind in calling me a "genius", as I was the dumbest guy on a construction site once. But I was also the strongest guy there. (I ain't the strongest guy around anymore.) But anyway, thank you. Next poem:

    Billions of Years of Insomnia
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The monsters of sleep are stampeding everywhere
    The night is swallowing you
    Huge mouths are thundering & thundering
    The moon is screaming of war
    The morning is so far away

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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    Sometimes "self-obsessed and narcissistic" are what the world needs. And deranged is only in the eyes of the beholder. look forward to your poems always.

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    Deranged, self-obsessed, & narcissistic: why does everybody call me that? It must be everybody else (ha ha ha). The next poem:

    Dandelions Growing Out of Our Brains
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I love the whoops!
    Flying toilets everywhere!
    Let’s wash ourselves in sunlight
    And murder each other with love
    Only love delivered with bullets
    Will kiss the millions of psychopaths screaming in our brains
    With a peace filled with blood
    And we’ll cum our semen all over the books of knowledge
    Until the kangaroos have found God

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen

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    Poo-Poo! Poo-Poo! Poo-Poo!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I must poo-poo airplanes out of my butt
    Otherwise a thousand nuclear missiles will hit me in the face
    With vaginas & nipples & booty holes floating out of my coffee
    It’s time for lots of crazy voices in everybody’s heads
    Because the floods of now are cumming!

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    Build the Great New Weird & Crazy!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Build phrases of poetry as big as a thousand universes!
    Flip your brains over!
    A million civilizations inside your head!
    Attack!
    Attack normality with wild waves of weirdness!
    Weird & crazy poetry!
    Weird & crazy architecture!
    New weird & crazy words!
    Build!
    Build the great new beginning!

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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    Quote Originally Posted by WolfLarsen View Post
    Build the Great New Weird & Crazy!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Build phrases of poetry as big as a thousand universes!
    Flip your brains over!
    A million civilizations inside your head!
    Attack!
    Attack normality with wild waves of weirdness!
    Weird & crazy poetry!
    Weird & crazy architecture!
    New weird & crazy words!
    Build!
    Build the great new beginning!

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
    YES !

    Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
    tailor
    tailor

    who am I but a stitch in time
    what if I were to bare my soul
    would you see me origami

    7-8-2015

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    Thank you Tailor! Next poem:

    Rushing!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Cities jumping around each other!
    River & sky flowing in your dreams
    Monsters flying from one dream to another
    Trains transporting monsters from one nightmare to another
    WOW battering & battering reality into rubble
    And now nations are attacking each other with hallucinations
    Time is shattering...

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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    Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
    tailor
    tailor

    who am I but a stitch in time
    what if I were to bare my soul
    would you see me origami

    7-8-2015

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    Erections for Everybody Now! I Promise! Vote for Athlete’s Foot!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Eat schizophrenic words!
    Build the giant penis temples
    For the orgies of the future!
    Let’s eat doo-doo & more doo-doo & more doo-doo
    Until our brains are swimming with the birds!
    Let’s **** & **** the 3 branches of government
    Until our magical penises are playing our favorite song!
    No to the gray sky of normality
    Yes to orgasms & more orgasms & more orgasms!

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen

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    Blips & Blaps to Blup With!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The words are itching all over the page
    And flying bullets are blessing the sunshine with joy
    The color blue is splashing around your head
    And the angry verbs are growing wherever you look
    Only the wet dreams of Godzilla will save us!
    It’s time for the hungry children to eat tanks & nuclear missiles & aircraft carriers!
    Yes!
    Yes to ejaculating the ending of the poem all over human history!

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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    Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.

    Booty Culture for Poetry WOW!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Nipples!
    I want lots of nipples all over the English language!
    It’s time to **** English with lots of happy verbs!
    Happy verbs! Happy verbs!
    Bullets are cumming!
    So much English for your wet dreams!
    So much crashing-crashing-future!

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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    Where Did You Hide the Planet Earth?
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Toilets of freedom!
    Big anus of liberty!
    What fresh strawberries in the butt are you talking about now?
    What schizophrenia is up for waffles?
    Who has their eyeballs sizzling in the frying pan for me?
    You eating Chopin for the next thousand years?
    I fornicated a huge solar system yesterday!
    And my mother ate all the highways!
    How will we drive to work?

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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    Zips! Blups! Hey!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Streets are flying around your head
    Bouncing and bouncing words are everywhere
    Even the skyscrapers are smiling
    A thousand symphonies suddenly fly by your head
    As you drift around the solar system
    Grabbing at all the words floating around you
    And now you grab your penis and start writing a poem

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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    Zwoops! Bloops for the Beep Beep!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    My mind is the greatest booty hole!
    And now it’s nipples for breakfast!
    Because cities of dreams are cumming!
    And now we eat our nightmares
    The violins & cellos play our nightmares
    As we dance to the highways
    The highways flying through the solar systems
    As we clap our hands to the beat of human extinction

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen

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    Fwoopy POPS for Zingy Zongs!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Big skidalidubop for neon penises!
    Our crazy tongues are lick-lick-licking your art!
    Our ears are grabbing your thoughts…
    A thousand tornadoes for everybody!
    Our imaginations are running amok in sPace-aLien-ciViLizaTionS…
    Nipple words & foot-fetish-politics & dancing-dead-people!
    Let’s end the poem with flying bullets!

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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