I've just found out that there are
No paedophiles registered
As living in my street
Life is neat
When no paedophiles live in your street
Betty at number ten
Is a little bit S and M
But f uck them.
And George can wear a dress
At his own address.
My neighbour has a gay daughter
She's always happy but never eats
Being anorexic
And body dismorpihic
But Gary Glitter isn't two doors away.
I'm in love with my coffee table
I identify as people who are in love with their coffee tables.
We get it on
Big time.
It's knots are my knots.
I identify as no longer relevant.
But my street is paedophile free.
Apart from Percy the perv
With the bobble hat
At number three.