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    Sunday Night on Friday
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Even your tomorrows are delicious!
    Your penis discovers the New World
    Your nipples discover the moon
    While the Sax is playing a sexy sexy sunny day
    And the trumpet is playing a drive-by shooting
    And the bass is doing the rhythm the rhythm the rhythm of the poem
    Huge circles of want and need suddenly swallow everything!
    And bunny rabbits are hopping all over the music!
    Then big erect **** happens!
    Oh Tyrannosaurus rex!
    What’s the round-and-around?

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    The Evil American Empire of Hamburgers & Bombs
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    For James P Cannon

    The flag-waving liberal asses & conservative elephants cheer as
    American bombs are falling on people around the world
    Uncle Sam stomping & stomping all over billions of humanity in the Third World
    All the nationsí borders swaying-&-swishing this way & that
    The American politicians talking the tat-tat-tat, and the ka-BOOM ka-BOOM ka-BOOM
    While the screaming people across the world are running here & there
    The screaming refugees flooding acrooooss the world
    Floods of humanity running from all the tat-tat-tat, and ka-BOOM ka-BOOM ka-BOOM
    As the American war profiteers are filling their bank accounts full of blood & gold
    As the liberal asses & conservative elephants debate the duppity-dingy doggy-do
    In their Capitol Hill Whorehouse built on a mountain of corpses
    And the naÔve telling us pretty-pretty words of ďallís wellĒ
    While fingers in nationsí capitals across the world edge closer & closer to those nuclear buttons
    As Attila-the-Hun in the White House
    Sends the troops over here & over there
    As the liberal asses cheer on the Demopublican tat-tat-tat ka-BOOM ka-BOOM ka-BOOM
    And the conservative elephants cheer on the Republicrat tat-tat-tat ka-BOOM ka-BOOM ka-BOOM
    Liberal asses & conservative elephants sing together now: ďOver there! Over there!Ē

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    A New York City Alaska Kind of Place…
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The poem is dripping out of the sky everywhere
    And the sky is dripping out of the poem
    And the poem is built out of angles & paint & words
    All flowing out of a madman’s mouth
    As all the buildings turn into musical notes in a symphony spinning around him
    And now the rainforests & poetry & people all grow out of each other like fungus
    As all the polar bears in Alaska ride the New York City Subway
    To the last stop

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    Lots of Testicles Spaghetti!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Oh yes! Oh zongin’-fwuups! It’s a bunch of yesterdays!
    Yesterdays? You pluppin’ the whoops again??
    No! It’s a bunch of yes! The hieroglyphic WOW is cumming!
    Again?? Why you no get serious about some mechanical engineering of the booty hole?
    You smokin’ some planet Jupiter?
    You’re the one that’s smokin’ that Dixiecrat gone North!
    I be flying! Why you kick the blue sky in the nuts?
    Oh, well, then nevermind all that tornadoes gone insane stuff!
    Oh, OK, you wanna ****?
    Sure!

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Boopiní Bloopers to Boing With!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    You fuups goiní fooping again?
    Yes! We have a Kingdom of Herpes to conquer!
    But bleeps are blooping!
    So? How are we gonna go glooping the gluppey if the fuups be fooping?
    You all a bunch of boings!
    No weíre not! We gotta gooper the geepers!
    Thatís titty titty tat-tat-tat!
    No! Yes! A bunch of now-now-now!
    But now is nowhere if you all be mooning the audience every day!
    Yes! We moon the audience! We moon the audience! We moon the audience!

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Buppy Bong Bong!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I dip my quill into the brains of the human race
    And billions of thoughts explode out of this line of poetry
    Then millions of people jump into the backseat of my car
    And we drive off into a giant painting of nipples & verbs & bluppy-wuppy-wow!
    That’s when a naked Julius Caesar leads the human race into…
    A nostalgic song that flies us off to a different planet…
    Where the buildings dance like sculptures
    And night is filled with poetry crashing everywhere
    Bye, mother****ers!

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    We Want Insanity! And We Want it Now!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I want giant asteroids crashing into the planet Earth - right now!
    I want huge bouncing testicles bouncing & bouncing on all the planets - right now!
    And whatever happened to the thousands of vaginas crawling & crawling all over my ceiling?! The government took them away!
    Iím going to complain to my Congressman!
    And whatís up with all these decapitated heads falling from the sky?
    We need a new sky!
    And letís spray-paint some obscene art all over these blank walls all over the city!
    I want obscene art!
    And I want it now!

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    Lights! Camera! Now Cum!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I will be as drunk as the moon
    I will raise my sword and attack all the store mannequins downtown
    I will urinate Einstein's Theory-of-Relativity all over the doorstep of City Hall
    Then I will proclaim Myself to be the new Mayor of the City of Orgasms
    All my used condoms shall be proclaimed works of art
    And shall hang in all the art museums of the world
    Now everyone sing a glory hallelujah of happy ejaculations to me!

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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    Punk Rock Revolution! Again & Again!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Drinking beer while playing football with God’s decapitated head
    Insurrection WITHOUT the Confederate flag!
    Punk rock riots from the Middle Ages to the Italian Renaissance to the 21st Century!
    We dance laughing around the guillotine going up-and-down!
    We sex like rats & rabbits in waterfalls of blood
    We pee our religions all over each other’s naked bodies
    We happy our orgies under the sun & the moon
    Is it time to riot again?
    Or how about some 1789?

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    The Revolution is Cumming!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Last night my penis conquered the world!
    Last night I proclaimed my penis to be The Messiah!
    My Penis is The Messiah of Muppa-Boingy-Bong!
    The religion of My Penis is the Religion of Roopy-Poopy-Ha-Ha-Ha!
    And now the chaos of sex will descend on the world!
    Happy ha-ha-ha to our genitals!
    Our Penises & Pussies are the kings & queens of the world!
    The time has cum for mass pornography in the streets!
    The time has cum for The Revolution of Mass Orgies!
    Now, everyone, now!

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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    The Immaculate Conception Space Station
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The Garden of Eden between the legs of space aliens
    Is a place where the skyscrapers grow
    And the insects & vaginas & penises are flying everywhere
    Meanwhile, huge belly buttons are invading the solar system
    While the sun & the moon are chasing each other around and around the earth
    This is when a million fish jump out of this phrase of poetry
    And the fish all become words swimming through the sky
    And the poem collapses…

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    Let’s Go Up!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Which sky is the up?
    Which up is pouring down on us?
    And now the poem is moving side-to-side…
    As words are crashing all around you!
    Turbulence!
    As the poem flies you into millions of places…

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    New & Improved Capitalism is Cumming!
    (Now With Sexy Sheep in French Lingerie!)

    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Itís time to elect sexy sheep in French lingerie to the White House, Congress, the governorís mansion, the state legislature, etc.!
    Itís time to paint pornography on the walls of Congress & Parliament!
    We must declare war on the moon! (And all the other planets too!)
    Awoke liberal Looney Tunes will be our idiot-ology!
    And Republican conservative vaginas flying in the air will be our other idiot-ology!
    Castrate all the men!
    Denounce the sexual naughty naughtiness of all the birds & dogs & cats & animals in the zoo too!
    God has cum! Jesus has cum too! Worship the big Christian cumming & cumming!
    The rich are not rich enough! More money & money & money for the rich!
    Let us all slave away for the greater glory of glorious capitalism!
    Iím cumming with so much capitalism! Oh! Oh! Oh!

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen

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    I like this one Wolf. It made sense and it's always fun to read a poem about a poem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WolfLarsen View Post
    Let’s Go Up!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Which sky is the up?
    Which up is pouring down on us?
    And now the poem is moving side-to-side…
    As words are crashing all around you!
    Turbulence!
    As the poem flies you into millions of places…

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
    I like this one Wolf. It made sense and it's always fun to read a poem about a poem.

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